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"Mason Ryan, you my friend are the greatest of all time" Hulk Hogan (2005)

On the sixth return to the street this epic battle had started, Nio raised her fist to bring it down on plum's face. In a strange twist, though, she actually hit the two weapons right in the spot where they were joined, causing separation between the two. They were sent spinning away in separate directions, both crashing into yet more buildings which collapsed. Comm couldn't help but laugh at Minio's scowl. The expenses were rising.

The two of them were incredibly weak at this point - the fifth circumnavigation of the globe had really taken it out of them.

"Guess this is it," said Niowrath, who now had a blade of grass in his mouth.
"Yep," said the beetle. "You're pretty tough. BUT NOT AS TOUGH AS ME. LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!"

Plum and Nio's pathetic fight had been abandoned as they looked on in awe, each cheering on their respective weapons. Said weapons hurtled towards each other with abandon, each knowing that this would decide the contest.

They collided. Shockwaves were sent all over the place, including into your living room. The collision caused a great cloud of smoke to be created and a crater to appear in the street.

plum, Nio, JC and BBallman heard something clatter into the bottom of the crater and the two combatants ran through the smoke towards the end of it. Nothing could be seen, however, except the glint of metal ascending out of the cloud.

The object reached the top of the cloud, turned around and hurtled downwards towards its foe. The velocity caused the cloud to be blown away, leaving the air clear.

It was then they saw that the tough beetle had come off worst. The tough beetle was the one who lay on the crater floor. The tough beetle was the one that looked lifeless.

And the tough beetle was the one that Niowrath was now descending towards at great speed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed plum as Niowrath hurtled into the tough beetle, point-first, constantly accelerating.

"Be well, plum. And also be tough," said the beetle croakily. Seconds later, Niowrath landed, pinning the Beetle against the crater floor and causing it to shatter everywhere. The beetle had been destroyed once and for all.

Minio took special care this time to put all the separate pieces on different planets, to ensure they was no possibility of the beetle reassembling.

Tears filled plum's eyes as his friend departed this world - but he had no time to grieve. He ran from Nio and Niowrath.

Sadly for plum, Niowrath was too quick for him and sliced right down his back as he escaped. Blood sprayed from plum's spine area and he stumbled over, face up, unable to move.

In the sky well above the game, plum hallucinated. He thought he saw fighter planes fly quickly across the sky, things he had enjoyed watching when he was a kid.

"What are they? Jets? Jets suck," said plum, who was still coughing up blood. He was just firing off insults at random at this point, knowing he had lost and would imminently die. Niowrath approached him, prepared to finish plum quickly.

Unfortunately by merely saying "Jets suck", plum had incurred the wrath of Tebow magic.

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"In the ring, when it comes to the greatest as far as I'm concerned, Mason Ryan doesn't have any peers." - Vince McMahon

Chapter 29

Nio, Niowrath, BBallman and JC walked around in a pretty awesome manner, with BBallman the only person (basketball) who did not look f***ing cool, since he was bouncing up and down and seriously annoying Niowrath.

"Will you cut that out?!" growled the sharkswordfish. "I will CUT you!"
"But this is how I move," said BBallman happily, using its desire for chaos to cause wars and nuclear explosions even outside the game without even realizing what he was doing. Minio groaned.
"Well maybe you should STOP MOVING!" screamed Niowrath, as he lunged for the rogue basketball.
JC swiped Niowrath away with the Ashbringer, and Nio grabbed the hilt of the sharkswordfish. "Stop it," said Nio wearily. "Let's just get this over with."

They were searching for a way up to the sharp spoon where they could confront Minio and the Frostmourne, but they were having no luck so far. To even climb the highest talling skyscraper would leave them not even close and BBallman couldn't be trusted to go alone because let's face it, he is literally a chaotic basketball.

Their concerns were put on hold for now however because from around the corner emerged MASTERPLUM.

Masterplum gazed at the four of them and let out a chuckle. "Is this how we go out, Tough Beetle? A 4-on-2?"
JC interrupted. "Nope. Me and the basketball can't touch you. We're not in the game."
"Not in the game? What? Then why are you here?"
"I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE INTERESTED IN THAT RIGHT NOW PLUM."
"You've got a point, Tough Beetle. Let's do this."

And so it began. Nio and Niowrath vs. plum and the tough beetle. It was indeed a battle for the ages. Well, the beetle vs. Niowrath was. plum vs. Nio was kind of a rubbish, comical brawl.

But Niowrath vs. the tough beetle oh man that was more epic than the final battles of the Avengers and Lord of the Rings COMBINED. Both supernatural...things were tough as hell-and now I've got a headache because of Tebow magic god damm-AUGH

But yeah needless to say both creatures were incredibly tough and hard and they went back and forth in one of the most grand battles one would ever lay eyes on.

Back and forth they went, with the battle constantly shifting between a kind of bizarre wrestling match that saw both competitors try to bite the other and rip them in half, to a straight swordfight where the beetle held up surprisingly well. Niowrath just could not seem to get enough of a cut to really harm the tough bettle and the beetle, despite its incredibly strong grip, could not seem to tear apart Niowrath.

They took a break. "You're pretty good," said the sharkswordfish.
"Pretty good?" said the tough beetle in a tough way. "I am not simply "pretty good". I am the TOUGHEST AND GRANDEST BEETLE OF THEM ALL!"
The beetle roared into action again, spearing straight into the sharkswordfish. They spiralled into the nearest building, causing it to (obviously) collapse around them.

They remained undeterred, however, with the two battle-crazy creatures relishing the thrill of battle. They broke out of the rubble, screaming for some kind of metal equivalent of blood.

The battle whirled around, while JC polished his ashbringer. Him and BBallman bet each other XIII XIII funbucks on the winner, which equates to roughly $6 million.

Beetle and sword charged each other one more time, this time BOTH managing to bite each other, their grip on each other unshakeable. Now locked together on a journey of destruction, they repeatedly circumnavigated the globe, with both of them refusing to let go.

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If you don't want people to constantly make fun of and criticize topics like these, maybe you should not make them total garbage. - Ed Bellis

Clearly I will run both shows.

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To be the man, you gotta beat The Mason Ryan

Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes! Oes!

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"In my opinion, you may be the greatest to ever step in this ring." - The Undertaker on Mason Ryan

From: ScorpioVS | #003
Who are you?

Yr wyf yn ddim byd mwy neu lai na'r wrestler gorau erioed.

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"The greatest wrestlers which I've been privileged to see? Two names: Mason and Ryan." - Jim Ross

Aww yeah.

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"In the ring, when it comes to the greatest as far as I'm concerned, Mason Ryan doesn't have any peers." - Vince McMahon

Sheep

and also Nick

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I vote for Nick, boyo

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To be the man, you gotta beat The Mason Ryan

Gyda XIII.

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Yr wyf yn cytuno.

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From: BIGPUN9999 | #025
who

Me, Boyo! THE Mason Ryan!

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THE Mason Ryan.

BECAUSE I SAID SO, BOYO!

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"In the ring, when it comes to the greatest as far as I'm concerned, Mason Ryan doesn't have any peers." - Vince McMahon

Tad?

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"Mason Ryan, you my friend are the greatest of all time" Hulk Hogan (2005)

Nid oes gennyf unrhyw fam! Mae gen i dim ond dad, ac y mae yn dduw ei hun. Dim ond y gallai fod wedi dad 1 wrestler yn ardderchog fel fi fy hun!

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

From: Viktor Vaughn | #238
we dont speak lizardman here, mason ryan

go back to the earth's core, where you belong

Lizardman? Mae hyn yw iaith hynaf yn Ewrop, Boyo!

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Dweud ei fod yn fy wyneb!

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

From: ZackRyder | #236
Are you serious bro?

I think he is serious, boyo

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From: GTM | #040
maximum on Mason Ryan

Thanks, Boyo!

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

Here's a pic of me, boyo:



Sprite tiem?

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

MGS2

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"In my opinion, you may be the greatest to ever step in this ring." - The Undertaker on Mason Ryan

I'm headed to Wrestlemania boyos!

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"In my opinion, you may be the greatest to ever step in this ring." - The Undertaker on Mason Ryan

*sign*

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"Mason Ryan, you my friend are the greatest of all time" Hulk Hogan (2005)

*sign*

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"In the ring, when it comes to the greatest as far as I'm concerned, Mason Ryan doesn't have any peers." - Vince McMahon

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Personally I'd give the award to Hunico. Sorry Mason Ryan!

F*** YOU BOYO

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"The greatest wrestlers which I've been privileged to see? Two names: Mason and Ryan." - Jim Ross

"52: Mason Ryan 0-2-0 (R,H/F)"

Wtf is this s***, boyo?

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

Ydw, dw i'n yma neu rywbeth

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"Mason Ryan, you my friend are the greatest of all time" Hulk Hogan (2005)

You'd better believe it, boyo.

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

Luna
Dumbledore

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"Mason Ryan, you my friend are the greatest of all time" Hulk Hogan (2005)

GET BACK HERE AND JUSTIFY YOURSELF, BOYO

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RAAWWWWRRRRRR

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"The greatest wrestlers which I've been privileged to see? Two names: Mason and Ryan." - Jim Ross

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

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"To me, Mason Ryan is the total package, the greatest of all time." - Chris Jericho on Mason Ryan

No, I can assure you I am TheMasonRyan.

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"To me, Mason Ryan is the total package, the greatest of all time." - Chris Jericho on Mason Ryan

From: Viktor Vaughn | #146
i know you're not the real mason ryan because he is far more humble than you

You're getting confused, taff

I make people humble. I make more people humble than the Iron Sheik.

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"I am the best wrestler in the world. Well, except for that Mason Ryan guy. He's better than me." - CM Punk

I'm just saying, when Ziggler is getting squished by The Snail From Wales

That is because I would beat that pretty hollywood pansy all over Cardiff, boyo. Can't blame WWE for painting things realistically.

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"The greatest wrestlers which I've been privileged to see? Two names: Mason and Ryan." - Jim Ross

I think we all know who the real Superstar of the year is, boyos.

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