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TopicFedor retired.
The Return of Hylian
06/26/12 7:48:00 AM
#53
UltimaterializerX posted...
My one issue with Fedor was him never competing against the best during his prime..


My one issue with people who try to belittle Fedor's accomplishments is that they have no idea what they're talking about.

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TopicITT: People who are famous for being funny, but who actually aren't funny
The Return of Hylian
05/29/12 7:54:00 AM
#57
Does the show 'How I Met Your Mother' count? I vote for that.

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TopicParks and Rec holds onto it's Best Show on Cable title
The Return of Hylian
05/13/12 3:38:00 PM
#8
That show really started sucking when it became a romantic comedy roundabouts season 2. Archer is a million times funnier.

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TopicWhich Metroid games are worth playing?
The Return of Hylian
04/15/12 7:44:00 AM
#101
I would just like to echo the sentiment that Super Metroid and Metroid Prime are among the best games of all time.

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TopicWhat the f*** is with this "Hunger Games" media circus?!
The Return of Hylian
03/24/12 9:17:00 AM
#28
DpObliVion posted...
So....this is basically a glorified Battle Royale?

Is this something I would love because I love Battle Royale? Or something I would hate because I love Battle Royale?


It's like Battle Royale had sex with Twilight. The actual battle royale part of Hunger Games is of secondary importance to the romance. Maybe you'd like that sort of thing too, but don't expect the same kind of movie that Battle Royale was.

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TopicThis was so funny i'm in tears. Top 25 Autocorrect fails on Ipod.
The Return of Hylian
12/23/11 6:43:00 PM
#19
I laughed out loud and nearly started crying. 10/10

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TopicThree Word Story
The Return of Hylian
10/28/11 7:28:00 AM
#169
said bees, nearly

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Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail.
TopicThree Word Story
The Return of Hylian
10/25/11 5:27:00 PM
#123
Those dead bees

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Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail.
TopicThree Word Story
The Return of Hylian
10/25/11 11:20:00 AM
#112
mothers against drunk

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:15:00 PM
#21
colliding posted...
email her this thread

Maximum damage inflicted imo. Trying to avoid that...

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:13:00 PM
#19
ViviffTheMobile posted...
Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there.

I've been working on this for a couple weeks now haha.

foolm0ron posted...
Solution: stop caring that she hates you

Alternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever


I do like this idea. Maybe I should take a bong hit before the conversation so I don't feel as bad.

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:10:00 PM
#16
Tom Waits posted...
From: The Return of Hylian | #009
What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode?
have her warm it up for you.


I just pictured this scenario.

Her: "I love you."
Me: "That's great. Go down on me pls"

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:07:00 PM
#15
Life advice from Tom Waits = dream come true btw

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:06:00 PM
#13
I say this.

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:04:00 PM
#9
Tom Waits posted...

Have sex with her and forget she said it.


What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode?

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:02:00 PM
#6
metaIslugg posted...
From: The Return of Hylian | #001
and she's practically in love with me
so, still a little more to go until she's actually in love with you? Probably won't be that hard then!


She has uttered the words "I love you" on more than one occasion. I've begrudgingly responded in kind. What else was I supposed to do?

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TopicThree Word Story
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 12:01:00 PM
#86
without his favorite

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TopicHow do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?
The Return of Hylian
10/24/11 11:57:00 AM
#1
Need help, Board 8. Don't let me down. It will be done over the phone because she lives in DC and I'm not driving six hours to get there and do it in person. We've been dating for almost a year, and she's practically in love with me. go go go

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TopicThree Word Story
The Return of Hylian
10/23/11 9:10:00 PM
#74
sex party, Tiberius

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TopicUpdate on my girlfriend's pregnancy
The Return of Hylian
07/28/11 9:24:00 AM
#208
Stop beating yourself up over this.

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TopicRate the Artist/Band -- #105 -- System of a Down
The Return of Hylian
07/26/11 6:42:00 AM
#18
SoaD is really hit or miss with me. Some of their stuff is really good and some of it is crap. I guess that's what happens when you're cracked out every time you write a song. Also I can't really stand when bands get as preachy as they do...Most of the time their message is misguided or misinformed anyway. That said, Toxicity is stellar and I like Mezmerize as well even though a lot of people think they sold out their style at that point.

7.5/10

Ask me when I was in high school and I would've said 10/10 probably.

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TopicOFFICIAL Board 8 HaxBall Topic ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Return of Hylian
07/19/11 7:36:00 AM
#281
Would anyone be interested in doing Board 8 vs S&R? I could host almost any time before Friday.

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TopicOFFICIAL Board 8 HaxBall Topic ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Return of Hylian
07/18/11 4:57:00 AM
#220
There are not 10 people on this board better than me at haxball. Just sayin'. >_>

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TopicOFFICIAL Board 8 HaxBall Topic ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Return of Hylian
07/15/11 8:15:00 AM
#61
Forceful_Dragon posted...
FD/Red/Hylian/Ayvuir are too strong in Big Hockey =P

FD is a brick wall in goal. Not even red could score against him, despite some brilliant efforts.

BTW if we start a league, count me in.

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TopicWell, that's... an interesting choice for the #1 spot on the Top Ten list.
The Return of Hylian
07/05/11 8:49:00 AM
#18
I don't get how you can make a list of 10 must-own gamecube games when there are only like three of those in existence.

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TopicAw yeah Google+
The Return of Hylian
06/30/11 6:28:00 PM
#83
[email protected]

I'd like to try it, but no worries if invites are limited.

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TopicWhat are you listening to? Part 2.
The Return of Hylian
05/20/11 11:40:00 AM
#357
Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes

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TopicWhat are you listening to? Part 2.
The Return of Hylian
02/12/11 4:31:00 PM
#174
Holy Ghost! - Hold On

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