Lurker > rammtay

God dammit

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unexpected

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UGH.

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LOL alicia.

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Kat will probably cry or something too.

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lol zero points for me in round 2.
No point picking, but I will anyway.


+8 Kings
+4 Rangers

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no one cares, but Winterhawks and Oil Kings going to game 7

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Aww yeah car park. I love car park levels in games.

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Lol. Another game with a self destruct sequence, must escape. It's still better than most of them, though.

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Dammit. I just tried riding the mining cart for the first time and it actually worked.
All those years jumping from lava death to fire death

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Oh man, the Colt Commando is probably the funnest weapon to use. I'm glad they give you a lot of it in this chapter.

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Just killed myself by shooting one of those wall mines too close.

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FINALLY


God damn that ****ing maze.

Holy crap, I just shot Max Payne to death.

I forgot about that part.

"THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS"


Still? I killed that guy.

Max puking his guts out now.

Oh great, the Foundry, this is a tough area.

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ARGHGHGHG
I somehow remembered which way to go and I missed the last jump. Now I can't remember whic way that is...


I'll figure it out.


DAMMIT. Missed the jump.

Those death sounds are ****ed.


AUGH, I can't make that first jump anymore.

Dammit, I was so close

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I should'nt have done that.


This blood baby maze is ****ED!
And that noise it plays when you die, GOOD GOD!
Something staight out of Silent ****ing Hill.

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Now Max is in a computer game.


AUJGH.

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whoa


Max was in a graphic novel.

The guy on the phone sounded oddly familiar.
Sounded like the voice actor. I never noticed it before, but I just noticed it now.
Probably because I've watched through Rescue Me since i last played MP. The main character's cousin who shows up in almost every episode is the voice actor for Max.


I dunno. I smoked a bowl before I started this part, so maybe I'm just hearing things.

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Well I killed Punchinello's Guards, then I turned to Punchinello and he was dead. . .


Guess a bullet deflected off of something.

Now I'm captured, and that crazy ***** just injected me with something, oh great, baby maze 2.0?

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Went to kill Punchinello, got killed instantly by his guards with tommy guns.


I'LL BE BACK

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Guess I'll just take out this mansion full of people. Kinda reminds me of Resident Evil

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OK, I bareley remember that sewer section. Vlad tells Max to keep in touch. He could use someone like Max.

Ok, at the mansion. Looks like Mona took care of a few people for me. Not it's up to Max to finish it off

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augh, just got torpedoed with a gas tank in the restaurant. That was my second attempt at the second part.

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Oh Great, Explosive Restaurant time.

Let's see how many tries this takes.

Edit: it took me three tries, hell yeah... oh wait, it's not over yet, the office part. AUGH.

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Hell yeah, just beated the boss on the boat in one try. I had no painkillers and a tic of health left.


Now for some Vladamir time

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oh yeah, on the ****ing boat, baby. Reminded me of Medal of Honor: Frontline back then.

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Dammit. Just got sniped while I was trying to snipe.

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I love the docks level

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Yesss


beat that ****er on the third try.

Captain baseball bat boy cutscene follows.

Now we meed Vladimir.

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aww yeah.

Frankie boss fight.

Lost instantly of course.

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HEY JUST FUGGEDABADDIT

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ACT 2 btw

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That only took half an hour. Now I`m aboot to get beated by a beaseballl bat. Could this be the introduction of Baseball Bat Boy?

"but when somebody decides to play baseball with your head, you tend to get sore."

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i`m going insane. My analog stick keeps sticking for a slight second and making me fall into baby cry oblivion.
This is the worst part of the game. So if anyone is looking into Max Payne, Keep doing that. It`s just this part that makes most people want to murder babies.

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oh no, I thought the blood baby crying **** was later in the game
great, another platforming section

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lol, I love Max and Mona having a normal conversation with each other`s guns pointed at their heads,




NO





Nightmare time.

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Jesus Christ. Jack Lupino is bat **** crazy.

Oh hey Mona Sax

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THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS (lists random devils) I AM THE WOLF

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the backstage area led to Lupino`s inner sanctum


OH ****

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Got through, went to the drumset, notice a Slayer knock off logo.


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Finally, a save point.

Jesus, that actually took me an hour. AUGH

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Fell off the rafters instantly once again.

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I was in that other topic raging my balls off, and I'm sure the person who made that topic doesn't want me polluting it with my rage, so here it is.

I'm Stuck on Act 1 Chapter 8. The moronic PC controls are pissing me off. I"m supposed to go across some rafters with these stupid controls. I wish this series had analog control. I don't feel like falling off of a beam because I was on the opposite side of the beam and I slightly pressed left.


AUGH.


Anyways, Max Payne 1 is ****ing amazing up until this point.


Walking along some tiny rafters while some simpleton shoots you from below while you have no ammo left.



This will be a challenge, I've already been trying this mission for an hour, so if I somehow win the mission in the next half hour, it wasn't because of Luck, it was because of ****ING PLAYING THE |SAME DAMN MISSION OVER AND OVER AGAIN.\\\\

(those slashes were me trying to hit my enter button on this completely stupid Keyboard.



OK, on we go

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AUGH THESE LAME PLATFORMING SEGMENTS WITH MORONIC PC CONTROLS

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ugh. Stuck on Act 1 Chapter 8.
No health and tons of guys with shotguns and uzis.

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Man, how could I forget aboot "Go Faster"?

By Your Side is the best album

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"Tryyyyy says Hot Dog"


That's what I thought it was the whole time until my dad told me it was "twice as hard"


He used to also call my mom "HorseHead"


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I've been listening to them all day.
So much awesome.
Some nostalgia too.


Fave song is probably "Kickin My Heart Around"

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* about to rock some MP1

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Not even a retail worker.


Waiter/waitress: "this steak is too underdone"


*steak is brown as ****

"do you want me to just ****ing deep fry it then?"

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Virtual Boy

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