I dreamed about Ponies last night. o_O IT'S A SIGN
(For the record, in the dream, they were trying to put on a play or a musical or something, and everything was going wrong, and we got to Rarity working on costumes and she made jeans for everybody which honestly were kinda hideous and they were all like THEY MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG and I was like WAIT A SECOND THEY DON'T SAY BUTT THEY HAVE FLANKS OR SOMETHING and then I woke up wondering about the correct terminology for horse rear ends)
(draw your own conclusions)
(on second thought please don't)
PONY 2-11: Hearth's Warming Eve
oh hey the train showed up it is like they are trying to co-opt this show to market toys to little girls or something
nah, that's just crazy talk
today's uploader included a pitch for LoL referrals. Excellent.
THAT HAT. Rarity continues a strong bid for third.
that is not how I Spy works but okay
derpy sighted
waitwaitwait
they are putting on a play
after I dreamed they were putting on a play
I AM A PROPHET
this is going to be the best Rarity ep whether it's a Rarity ep or not
I agree that this should be the Rainbow Dash show
CHANCELLOR PUDDINGHEAD
PEGASUSESESESES
so I guess it's NOT an obvious Christmas expy after all
Rainbow Dash is a sir. Excellent.
can YOOOUUUU think inside the chimney
THE EARTH IS ROUND THERE IS NO UP OR DOWN
where is my civ 5 pony mod
fluttershy votes for calm
you see this invisible line?
wendigos o_o
Dash hate :\
so who is doing the play in ponyville since we randomly swiped these guys for Canterlot
SONGZ
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I have been feeling Precure ALL DAY despite not really needing a mood boost.
CurePre 18- Can they do a Sports Festival Ep Better than Azumanga?
Ahhhhh crap I am almost caught up ffffff
there is a nonzero chance I will talk my girlfriend into cosplaying this >_>
I would probably join her <_<
can you not be a jerk and nominate your friends who are going to have a horrible time
did the jesterdoof just rip off the -oni verbal tic
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THE YELLOW THING RUN :C
I like how everybody gets technique things to work on and Miyuki gets "don't drop the baton like a derp"
seriously why are you making Yayoi run in the meet this is just not a good idea :\
CANDY IS HERE TOO MAKE IT RUN INSTEAD
I mean yeah teamwork and stuff which is probably the moral but I just feel pretty bad for her. It is a good thing this is a pretty uplifting series because in real life I don't feel this would work out well >_>
SPORTS DECOR top tier
REIKA CAN YOU LIKE ACTUALLY MOVE FORWARD TRY HARDER SWEETIE
THE YELLOW THING MIGHT DIE D:
O-S
blue nose today eh
"so you're here, precure!" well uh yeah you were literally just talking to them
SOS! derp
this is like even more contrived than most of these Akanbe fights
DIGIVOLVE TO ULTIMATE
>Nao: Be the Sakaki
how does Miyuki have that much breath right now o_o
...how does YAYOI she was dead two seconds ago O_O
well at the beginning I called them not actually winning but I seriously thought they had it
well played
I was about to comment about how I am going to be legit sad when I finish this and haven't felt that in a while but then I realized it has probably been years since I actually finished a series
YAYOI EP ON DECK oh god her dad is dead or otherwise gone :C
Miyuki has a SWORD o_o
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well that is certainly a spread. There were some obvious ones and some really hard ones. Most folks missed Kane/Chavo, and picking two on the battle royal didn't help many. Looks like a lot of folks were looking for a Christian or Punk turn, as well.
PREDICT IT! SD 3/1/12
MitB Qualifier: Show v. Barrett Ryder v. Clay #1 Contender: Gail v. Layla v. Rosa v. Natalya MitB Qualifier: DDP v. Carlito Cara v. Henry MitB Qualifier Ladder: Yoshi v. Zeke v. Mordecai v. Young v. Hunico v. Husky Non-title: Harts v. Chavo/Cody Sheamus/Bryan v. Awesome Truth Bonus (2): ME is pretty obviously going to be MotN...but what's the SECOND best match? NXT Bonus (2): Show/Cabana v. Cryme Tyme
-Its always awkward when the awesome vets (in this case Trish) gain something like Performance from working with less established names. >_>
-Checking the dirt sheet for the ME, I noticed Leavine was penalized for negative crowd reaction. I dont think Ive seen that one before, and I am not even sure how precisely he managed to get it. TALENT.
-AND NOT A LOL ANGLES IN SIGHT >:D its like I only gave the mic to people who were over or something fancy that
-Leavine is SLOWLY becoming watchable! I wouldnt expect this push to last very long past the mandated WM program, but he has a chance of sticking around as a midcarder instead of immediately getting buried/FCW/fired.
Pre-show: Chavo is in the building and wants to make sure we remember he beat Orton last night (75); Serena d. Kelly (55); Christian is going to pick his WM opponent tonight! (86)
-Match: Morrison v. Nash Pretty disappointing match, in which Nash wins via exposed turnbuckle. Rating: 69
-Nash decides to have a bit of fun with Morrison, and gives him a whupping and some spray paint. Rating: 83
-Match: Trish/Melissa v. Divas of Doom Beth is starting to look unstoppable, and Natalya is right in line. Rating: 70
-Chavo is shown knocking on HHHs door. Chavo feels he proved himself last night, and thinks that he has a better chance of being recognized by going straight to HHH. HHH says its funny Chavo mentions opportunity, because hes putting together a Money in the Bank match! If Chavo wants in, hell even give him a qualifying match against...lets see....how about KANE? Rating: 87
-MitB Qualifier Battle Royal: Air Boom, Otungacutty, Primo, Sheffield, ZigSwag, Masters, X-Pac Kinda turns into faction warfare. Final four are Kofi, Sheffield, Masters, and X-Pac. Everybody gangs up on Sheffield, and then X-Pac kamikazes Kofi to get Masters the win! THE NWO REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES :O Rating: 73
-Del Rio is pretty upset after losing his title in the chamber. He and Estrada take their time with the entrance. Rating: 72
-Match: Ryan/Riley v. Del Rio/Estrada Apparently, a pissed off Del Rio is a dangerous Del Rio. He and his lackey make quick work of the designated jobbers. Rating: 65
-Match: Dreamer and Hurritino v. Cena and Cryme Tyme Oops, did I say designated jobbers for somebody else? Rating: 66
-Its time to get serious for Cena and his crew. They wont stop until theyve destroyed all Rock stands for and beaten him at Wrestlemania. Rating: 84
-Match: Gabriel/Parka v. Slater/Drew Gabriel looks to be in fine form for his upcoming US Title shot! Parka also appears to be bringing his A-game, and the faces pick up a solid win. Rating: 68
-MitB Qualifier: Kane v. Chavo Chavo pulls out another almost-face performance, chipping away at the Big Red Machine and scratching out a win somehow. Rating: 80
-Punk is out to the ring with his entourage. The Chamber proved that the nWo cannot be ignored, and with the title, theyre stronger than ever! Theyve added Leavine, locked up a main event at Mania, and gotten Masters in Money in the Bank! Punk wants to beat Christian at Mania to cement his groups influence. Rating: 100
-Match: Sheamus and Jericho v. Punk and Leavine CHRISTIAN is out for color, and will be making his choice after the match. Its pretty heated, but Sheamus is able to exploit Leavine as the weak link, and secure the win. Rating: 87
-Punk gets on the mic and says this is all stupid, and tells Christian to hurry up and pick. Sheamus smirks while Punk runs down Christian on the mic. Christian reminds Punk they could fight, and asks if thats what Punk wants? Punk admits he is trying to goad Christian into challenging him, since he sees Christian as weak. Christians welcome to challenge that perception. It looks like were getting Christian/Punk until Sheamus mentions that this is probably better anyway, as hes already kicked Christians butt several times and doing it again would be boring. Christian takes even MORE offense to that, and challenges Sheamus to ONE MORE MATCH! Rating: 96
-Punk scoffs, and supposes hell have to deal with some other schmuck. No big d- just then, Punk realizes something, and in that moment, Ride of the Valkyries hits. Punk looks a bit scared as Bryan struts to the ring and cashes in Money in the Bank on Punk for Wrestlemania! Rating: 85
Post-show: Faces clean house (95); HHH/Curtis d. Reks/Hawkins (57)
I meant that the battle royal was worth 2 points, not pick 2 people. >_> I am a bit confused as to how you could draw that conclusion, but since everybody did, the fault seems to be mine. <_< So that match is now worth one point, but you'll get credit if either guess is correct.
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I am giving everybody extra time so you can realize the round has started and I can build up a buffer and other people can maybe randomly show up and start predicting
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
Round 1: Rad Link 5 v. Mister_America America's been down on his luck for the past few shows, but it's harder to be more down on your luck than RL5 and his bears! Both are promising young talents, so let's see who can get back on track here.
UNDERCARD
Tag Tournament Something: Swirly Oaks (swirl/wc) v. Kamikaze Detectives (KP/Hag) v. Boobs and Violence (Nio/Crim) v. Team Two-Star (Ayv/KCF) error parsing match: entry not found
Round 1: Tom Bombadil v. TimJab Finally, another entry in the storied rivalry of myself and that whiner who quit TEW and tried to destroy the U- *Drak calmly destroys Tim on the entry ramp* Well I suspended that guy but I am not picky I guess
Round 1: Ayvuir v. warning_crazy These two guys are pretty unpredictable, so it's anybody's guess who advances or how far they could go!
Round 1: DpObLiViOn v. eaedwards eaed is coming off a HUGE win against his brother, but it's never good to sell short the wily Dp.
Round 1: KCF0107 v. KamikazePotato Two more up and comers! Lots of upside in this half of the bracket.
Round 1: swirldude v. WiggumFan267 Can one of these tag stars break out on their own?
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But I am defending the house! The Corporation and the Whiskey on the Rocks (TM) Brand Stable can co-exist and bring UCA into a grand and glorious new era! Let's continue screwing over those XFL yokels, hm?
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
Whether or not I actually call myself a brony depends on my mood and how ashamed of the fanbase I feel that particular day >_> I am not a super duper hardcore hang out on ED all day kinda guy but I do quite enjoy the show <_<
Morrison v. Nash Trish/Melissa v. Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Kofi, Bourne, Otunga, McGillicutty, Primo, Sheffield, Ziggler, Swagger, Masters, X-Pac Ryan/Riley v. Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme v. Dreamer/Hurritino Gabriel/Parka v. Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Kane v. Chavo Sheamus/Jericho v. Punk/Leavine BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? NB: Maniac should leave his qualifier picks empty or write a note or something silly so I remember to give him half-points and nobody cheats off his answers >_>
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