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I wish it wasn't standalone.

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Kiwi

Hmm. I guess Dark Knight can count because it's a reboot.

No way on Terminator though. The original was really amazing.

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Kiwi

I used to be, until I became ashamed at associating with those people.

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Just sequels. So if part five of a franchise manages to be better than the first, it doesn't matter. Just interested in the second being better than the first.

The Empire Strikes Back
The Amityville Horror II: The Possession

Are there others?

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It was awesome. Just like the old show. It's amazing that those guys can still do the voices and laugh so perfectly after all this time. Oh, and the music videos are still the best part.

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Plain is not plain ass...

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Kenri posted...
Crazy people don't see themselves as crazy.

Interpret that statement however you like.

Believe me, I always wonder if it's me. Then I look around.

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Kiwi

Mustard is disgusting and doesn't belong on anything.

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Probably not, but I have.

Things like that Bush orchestrated 9/11 or that vaccinations are fake and just exist to control us or make our children autistic.

I mean, that's a typical school of thought these days, and nobody bats an eye at it. I won't even get into the insanity of the OWS people.

Yet Christian conservatives are considered crazy. People who listen to Glenn Beck are considered crazy.

The roles really have reversed. It's sad.

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Kiwi

Uh... Skittles

Though i've never heard of Plain Ass M&Ms. Is that a version sold in low income neighborhoods?

Furthermore, what is with people like you, with this "plain" nonsense? We get it without throwing in plain, or plain ass. I bet you're one of these people who can't refer to the first movie in a franchise without adding 1 to the title.

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Kiwi

Whatever. You guys don't care. Nobody cares.



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Well it always had this element, but it wasn't the focus like it is now. I can't watch this s***.

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Anything could go in that blank. I will make no allusions to it. You know what I mean, though. You know you do. So the question is.... Why?

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I've played them all, and as you can see, most people have played a lot of them. Finishing them all is a completely different story. You can't be surprised at that number.

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SantaRPG posted...
"better than american idol" doesn't exactly have me reaching for the remote

Why are you saying cool things today?

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UltimaterializerX posted...
By the way if you had similar dedication to your film study, you'd have made something of your life beyond awful youtube accounts where everyone makes fun of everything you do on them.

My youtube accounts are not awful and when I win the camera from the Home Run Inn contest, it's on. I'll be famous within the year!

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SantaRPG posted...
Cosley Zoo more like pay 3 dollars a person to see pigeons in cages

I haven't been there since they started charging. They do have that whole new section with foxes and stuff though.

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Kiwi

We have a farm zoo too. Cosley Zoo!

http://www.cosleyzoo.org/

Oh, and we have a place that specifically is all about caring for injured animals called Willowbrook Wildlife Center! (it used to be Haven when I was a kid, not center...)

http://www.willowbrookwildlife.com/

Both of which are amazing places for animals to be!

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Kiwi

http://www.brookfieldzoo.org/czs/About-CZS

You spend 60 hours a week studying this stuff. Great, man. Good work.

Zoologists jobs are to protect animals. They save injured animals and they give other ones good places to live.

Obviously Seaworld is in a different class and exists just as a spectacle. We are the top of the food chain though so OH WELL.

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thundersheep posted...
Didn't really read the link, but Orcas are smart as **** and it's ****ed up that they're held in captivity. I think the same for pretty much all animals though. I can't stand the idea of zoos and aquariums.

Good zoos are amazing places for animals to be. Go occupy something.

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Kiwi

WazzupGenius00 posted...
Kotaku is saying that a "trusted source" has told them the game will take place in Los Angeles and that there will be multiple playable characters. We'll find out in a week.

That's like.. the least exciting place it could be.

The money font suggesting that it's Washington DC would be interesting.

The V being for Vegas would be f***ing awesome since This is Vegas was cancelled.

Or the money font being five, which is Lincoln, could suggest Illinois, and therefore Chicago, which would be bloody banging awesome.

But no, just Los Angeles again. New York and Los Angeles. Ugh.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
...what the heck was that.

I don't know...

I just don't know.

But to make up for that, he's what I know is a hilarious bit.



I still don't know...

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Kiwi

It's so messed up. The things we're supposed to be accepting of. I just... ugh. I don't know.



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Kiwi

That was an actual answer...

Someone who plays just plays games on their cell phone and maybe owns a Wii and plays casual games are not casual gamers. They're just an everyday person in today's society. A casual gamer is someone who plays Call of Duty. That is literally the definition now. They're hardcore about it, but it's the only game they play or even know about.

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Someone who plays Call of Duty.

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Skyrim

Or The Snow Angel

http://tiny.cc/o9bfa

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From: MoogleKupo141 | #018
I am now preparing a video showing that Will Smith is really just a tiger in a person costume. no one has ever done it before it's perfect I'm so smart

Oh come on. Is this really the way you argue?

Tupac went by the stage name Makaveli before he died, in reference to Machiavelli. This is the basis, along with many of his lyrics, for why people thought he faked his death in the first place. Machiavelli wrote about faking one's own death in order to gain wealth and power. The date that was theorized as Tupac's second coming came and went (and now they're saying 2014... just like the crazy apocalypse people) without him coming back, or did it? Could it be that he appeared as this messianic character named Barack Hussein Obama?

Couldn't it be that he realized he wasn't going to change the world by rapping so he came up with a genius plot?

Honestly, I think this is among the least far-fetched things I've said. It makes sense. I'm not just randomly saying crazy s***.

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Kiwi

Or, of course, it could be that the illuminati kills anyone who brings it up, which would be proof that I'm right.

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From: XIII_rocks | #015
OK, I'm sorry. I know it's Guiga, I know Guiga is awful, but that is one of my favourite ever topic titles. It's like Luster but with another screw loose. Amazing.

Well, what's great is that there don't seem to be any theories on this. Look it up and you just get Obama mentioning Pac. This could be my big thing.

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Kiwi

Nobody has answered if this is plausible or not. Is there any definite proof that it's wrong?

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14_and_counting posted...
Pretty_Odd posted...
Let me just clarify that I was thinking about it in the shower and everything just kind of came together as being possible. I want to make this video just to get new fans, and really it's not even knocking Obama. I think people will be interested.

I'm not interested anymore.


I'll watch more MSNBC if I want to see anyone else defend his myriad unmitigated failures. I was hoping for an attack piece.

Well, whoever you are, I'm with you. I've made attack pieces on him before. This is just something for fun though.

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Kiwi

Let me just clarify that I was thinking about it in the shower and everything just kind of came together as being possible. I want to make this video just to get new fans, and really it's not even knocking Obama. I think people will be interested.

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Princess Anri posted...
From: Pretty_Odd | #001The song Changes was released in October of 2008,
I beg your pardon...

Oh, bloody hell...

1998

When will I be able to edit posts??

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Kiwi

I'm just scared about if they'll come after me after I expose this.

But what I want to ask you guys is if you think this could possibly be true. If it's plausible.

Say 2Pac faked his death on September 13, 1996. The song Changes was released in October of 2008, 3 months after the birth of Obama's daughter Malia.

This gave him a little over a year to conceive a child with a new lover and write the song which would tell us all his visions for the future.

In this time, and the time since, he started creating the character of Barack Obama. He wrote books and an entire backstory. He also had minor plastic surgery done so that he wouldn't outright be obvious as the same person. This is why the character came out of nowhere. His intellectual and poetic mind had years of living in secret to know all the right things to say and win people over.

Likewise, this is why Obama could not show a birth certificate at first. It's not because he's a foreigner but because it has a different name on it! He had to have one manufactured.

I go a bit deeper in the video but that's the gist of it.

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Kiwi

I know. I should have. I'm just so lazy though. When I have a job, I never look for anything else.

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Some_Character posted...
Stealth "immigrants stealing our jobs" topic.

No... But people sneaking into a country illegally are not immigrants. They're criminals. Nobody has a problem with immigrants.

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KOYAANNISQATSI

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Kiwi

Oh here's another sweet video with guiga in it



Really crappy quality though.

Cloud and Squall posted...
According to Herman Caine, it's your own fault that you don't have a job.

Yeah, it is my own fault for being a lazy douche. Now I need to get out of this mess.

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My Immortal posted...
Is that guiga in that video? Really?

No, but it is me.

If you want to see guiga, you can here



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VincentLauw posted...


I can't believe how fat I've gotten this year. Bloody hell.

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Kiwi

None of these has gotten me any closer to finding a job.

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Kiwi

Arghhhh.

I'm sure you guys are sick of me posting on here all the time. It's because I don't have a job, and it's been over 2 months now. I really need to do something.

Kelly Services found me my last 2 temp jobs. I was offered to stay permanently at the last one but I turned it down because I was about to lose my mind there. Then they offered me two different jobs that week but I turned those down as well because I wanted something better.

Ever since then, they haven't given me s***. So, I don't know if they're just done with me or what. I call every week and they act all nice but say they don't have anything. Yeah, right. I think they put me on the blacklist even though I'm the smartest and best worker slumming it up with these temp jobs.

I don't know what to do. Don't know where to apply. I'm not about to go putting applications in at stores. I need a real job. I'm turning 26 in 5 months and won't be allowed to use my mom's insurance anymore. Something's gotta give!

Help me out. How do people get jobs??

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From: LordoftheMorons | #021
Pretty_Odd posted...
With a million dollars, I could buy the best camera there is, buy some friends and a girl, and be welcomed into the film industry. All I need is money.

Buy some friends?
...are you serious?

Anyway, look at lottery winners; a year later, most of them are no better off than when they started.

Yes. People are gold diggers. If I had a lot of money and bought them things, they would suddenly start liking me. Yes, I'm sad.

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Kiwi

With a million dollars, I could buy the best camera there is, buy some friends and a girl, and be welcomed into the film industry. All I need is money.

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Yup. The f*** else do I have to live for? Let's do it right now.

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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/vendetta-steve-jobs-vowed-to-spend-last-dying-breath-going-thermonuclear-war-on-google/

Pretty interesting. He considers the Google guys who came up with Android to be a grand theft of the iPhone. So, as anyone who has seen Pirates of Silicon Valley can attest to (and if you haven't, shame on you), it's history repeating itself! Bill Gates stole his idea for the mouse and came out with Windows before he could release Macintosh, and he became the richest person in the world! Jobs was clearly too trusting.

Seriously, though, the new camera in the iPhone 4S is amazing. Best phone camera there is. The new features, though? Talking into the phone? I've had that for years in my Droid X. All they do is play catchup.

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From: IngmarBirdman | #018
So when you called it "ridiculous" that was meant to be interpreted as "good."

lol guiga indeed.

How would you describe the action in this flick? I describe it as "ridiculous."

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IngmarBirdman posted...
I wanted to see fast cars, not

The movie wasn't what I expected; therefore it was bad.

Get some reading comprehension, Ingmar Bergman. I said it's a good movie. I seriously was getting major Lupin the 3rd flashbacks during the third act. I actually looked up the Rio episode to see if it was the exact same plot.

What IS lame is how they keep bringing people back. The Asian guy dies in Tokyo Drift, but people liked him so they just decided to claim that that movie takes place later in the timeline. Yeah. And now they're gonna bring back Michelle Rodriguez too. Just like... Nope, she wasn't actually dead!

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Kiwi

I have the prologue thing that was five bucks. Not the whole game.

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Kiwi