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izzy's got me worried. it's already 6, he was planning on being back by then...
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i hope this topic doesn't purge while he's out...
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as far as i can remember, his roommate wasn't coming back until after school. unless he sent his aunt by herself....in which case he's a real wuss.
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lol he''s probably sleeping in. i would be too.
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sounds like your roommate deserves far worse than what you're giving him. what a ****.
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^ LOL.

be free.
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what you should do is act like you know nothing about the creepy stuff you did, and then sound genuinely concerned and surprised by it.
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The most intelligent thing I can do at this point, I think, would be to disband the closet for the time being, clean the apartment till it's spotless, and get a good night's sleep. Then, wake up early tomorrow morning, and go for a walk downtown, do some errands, and come home when Andy and his aunt are here.

Long story short, come up with a story about spending the night at a friend's house, an make Andy look like a total paranoid loser.

actually, that is a pretty good plan.
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do you have any kind of camcorder? setting it up in your room and getting out of the house would be amazing.

i agree, best possible thing you could do.
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....this just got ten times more interesting. izzy wins the board.
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tell us where he went! and how you found out.
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well, have you ever slept through your alarm? has your alarm ever woken up your roommate?

if you answer no to both those, i'd say you're safe.

unless you snore really loud...if he's up in the night and hears you snoring you may be in trouble, even if you're in the closet...
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hmm. i'd say just sleep in the bed, but if he finds you sleeping in there it will kind of bring everything to a very anti-climactic end.

if you're fairly sure you'll be able to pull it off, i say go for it.
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how about waiting till he's asleep and just gathering things to make the closet more comfortable?

is there enough room for you to lie down flat in the closet?
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This is the stuff of legend, whether its real or not.

did you see the pics? and the myspace controversy?

oh, it's real.
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^ agreed. what's shakin izzy?
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seeing as I was a moron and still am and still don't have any alts.

glad to see i'm not the only one.
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the legacy continues.
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Because, admit it, half of us don't even have the guts to post pics of ourselves.

just to prove i'm not in that demographic, i will post my myspace.

www.myspace.com/sunshinejameson

back to the topic.
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he may have just gone out for whatever reason. does he have a car? did you hear a car door or some such thing?
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I can't wait for people to start calling me. hehe..

i must admit, it would be pretty funny to get board 8ers calling your phone...
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so am i the only one who messaged icy on myspace?
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^ and a pic of cloud strife on his myspace to boot.
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no, you can send messages to people you arent friends with.

it doesnt matter though. an email saying "you have recieved a message from whoever" isn't going to tell him anything. he'll click the link to read it and it wont be there.
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izzy, when this topic gets to 500 you definitely have to make another one.
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lol as in, you know his myspace password?
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huh...all of a sudden the other profile is set to private too...that's weird...
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by ruining it? all you're doing is ensuring that everyone hates you forever.
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icyblaze, WHY did you do that? you may have just screwed up the whole thing. nice going.
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Here's a couple ideas to help creep him out:

Switch the contents of his shampoo and conditioner bottles

Make his bed for him if he doesn't already

Take all of his DVDs/Games/CDs and switch their contents

Burn out all of the light bulbs in the kitchen/living room and if you have a box of replacements, then replace those with Jumbo marshmellows.

i agree with all of these except for the last one. if he's looking for lightbulbs he'll probably look everywhere i can think, including all the closets.

man, i hope he didnt get busted. he hasn't posted in a while.
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^ indeed. i think you should do the television static thing again for sure at least.
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next time he leaves, gather as much food as you can and bring it in there with you.
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have you figured out if he has his boyfriend over yet?

also, just for a little background, what's everyone's age? including this boyfriend?
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This topic is fake.

i was thinking that too. he's disregarding the fact that he could easily get caught doing this stuff. i mean, if i came home and my stuff was stuck to the walls, i would definitely search the entire house, closets and all.
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Class/Work, something O_o.

good point, how are you getting out of that?
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I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.

that seems like a sure fire way to get caught to me...
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you should only do really subtle things because if you do something too drastic, he will probably end up searching the whole place for someone, including your room.
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yeah, be sure to tell us what happens when he comes home tonight.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.

dude, if i were him i would be SO scared if i came home to find that...
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tagged, i'm loving this.

but just to clarify, are you a guy or a girl?
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