Manual Topics > Trapped In The Closet (A Very Special Part II)

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Why have I never seen Izzy before today? Seeing as he's an Icon and all, I feel like I'd see his posts.

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lol ff

I agree with Transience.
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Current bracket score: 50
Current round prediction: Sonic

I've been LATE'D
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Lueshi: The Sculpture
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=31107970

Well in that case, get some sleep on your matress, your going to need it physically and mentally. But take care to get up before they come home. If they breach your room, scare the living bejesus out of them...its up to you how

personally, I prefer Shaun of the Dead zombie noises, but that's just me
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tranny gives another interesting possibility. Depending on your ability to keep a straight face, you could pretend like you really were gone, and are completely oblivious to anything that he's talking about. That would really freak him out.

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Dp, you are one awesome, sexy bastard. I less than 3 you. -Shadow Ryoko
NEW YORK METS: 2006 NL EASTERN DIVISION CHAMPS

do you have any kind of camcorder? setting it up in your room and getting out of the house would be amazing.
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xyzzy

The most intelligent thing I can do at this point, I think, would be to disband the closet for the time being, clean the apartment till it's spotless, and get a good night's sleep. Then, wake up early tomorrow morning, and go for a walk downtown, do some errands, and come home when Andy and his aunt are here.

Long story short, come up with a story about spending the night at a friend's house, an make Andy look like a total paranoid loser.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

do you have any kind of camcorder? setting it up in your room and getting out of the house would be amazing.

i agree, best possible thing you could do.
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

The most intelligent thing I can do at this point, I think, would be to disband the closet for the time being, clean the apartment till it's spotless, and get a good night's sleep. Then, wake up early tomorrow morning, and go for a walk downtown, do some errands, and come home when Andy and his aunt are here.

Long story short, come up with a story about spending the night at a friend's house, an make Andy look like a total paranoid loser.

actually, that is a pretty good plan.
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

Yes come back and act really naive/ignorant... then DISAPPEAR into the closet AGAIN! The next time you can plan more and disappear for longer. It will freak him out even more the second time.

I can't wait for him to come back to beat your ass after his friend told him what you were doing...

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lol ff

Luckily, there IS one thing this laptop is good for. A little program called "SecuritySpy."

I'll set it on motion detect tomorrow morning. If anyone enters my room, they'll be recorded - video AND sound.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

Post the Yahoo messenger conversation! That will make this even more funny. Don't forget to hide the usernames so no idiots here can go ratting you out.

what you should do is act like you know nothing about the creepy stuff you did, and then sound genuinely concerned and surprised by it.
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

I didn't tell the friend any of what i've been doing. I admitted to the chairs, and he found that halarious. But, nobody knows about the closet except me and you, Board 8. Far as he knows, I was staying at a friend's house, and came home a couple times to pick up PS2 games and my laptop. =)
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

OH MY GOD! You are going to catch them on videotape snooping in your room!

nice! if you get up, come up with a killer excuse and let that go, you'll be all set. make sure to come home with food or something in case they're there to make it more convincing.

do you know what his aunt's car looks like? if so, you can keep an eye on the house to see when a good time to come back is.
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xyzzy

Unfortunately, i've been in his aunt's car once, but I really can't for the life of me remember what it looks like.

God...I just realized. I really might get Andy on tape snooping in my room. If i'm really able to pull off the innocent act, he can't argue with that. He can never get on my case for snooping on my computer again!

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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

...It just hit me...I've know Andy isn't coming home tonight for like 20 minutes now...and yet i'm still sitting in the freaking closet.

...

Maybe it's grown on me?
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

^ LOL.

be free.
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

spend your last remaining hours in there!

actually, do you know when they're coming over?
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xyzzy

Or maybe it's just a set up.....don't leave the closet, you'll be found out! He's still hiding and waiting for you!

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Dp, you are one awesome, sexy bastard. I less than 3 you. -Shadow Ryoko
NEW YORK METS: 2006 NL EASTERN DIVISION CHAMPS

Not a clue... Gimme a sec, A little sleithing and I can narrow down the possibilities.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

When you do leave, make sure to be careful to find out if there is anyone out there.

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Redundancy is repetitive.
See above.

Damn I miss a couple hours and the last topic goes 500 and this one is on its way. Your a hero now Izzyzy. How does it feel? Love the pic of you in the closet hilarious. I still say it should be stickied;)
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wouldn't you be stoked if at home you knew there was a monkey waiting for you to battle--Dane Cook

Hmmm... Looks like he DID take all his school supplies with him, so i'm gonna imagine that he isn't planning to come over with her until AFTER school. Still. I'll probably be up and out of the apartment by 9 or so. I'll just go to the bank, and then maybe hit the mall for some shopping or something. I'm sure if I can keep myself busy for almost 2 days in a closet, I can keep myself occupied out in the city for a few hours.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

you're a student, right?

what are you doing about classes? could you hang out in a computer lab or something?
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xyzzy

I don't have classes. My days are 100% obligation free. It's a great lifestyle You should all try it sometime. =)

I'm doing spring semester in college, so my classes don't start until January, and I only moved to this city a few weeks ago, so I don't have a job yet.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

ha.. so, this roommate of yours.. you didn't know him until a couple weeks ago? or did you come with him?
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xyzzy

Tag.
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I don't think you'll be able to keep this up past tomorrow. He is totally going to search your computer and find all this stuff. Then he'll hear you when you come home.

You have to go back in the closet again sometime though. It's just too funny not to do it again.

We knew eachother for about a year before I moved out here for school. He's always lived here.

Ugh. I hope I don't end up getting some long speech/tirade from his family about how my antics are affecting his schoolwork. This kid has some nerve. He recently yelled at me for ot doing his dishes. Let me set up the scene:

He invited about 7 kids over, and then they all baked a cae for his mom's birthday. Afterwards, they all had dinner. So, there were 8 people and a cake's worth of forks, knives, baking pans, glasses, and ice cream bowls. When I made dinner for myself the following night, I washed what I had dirtied, and pushed his pile of mess aside.

...This...offended him.

He screamed "I work full time and go to school full time. You don't do ****! Why would you push my **** outta the way?"

I told him. If he's gonna come home late and have something to eat, of course I don't mind doing an extra dish and fork and glass, or something like that. But if he's going to throw a party, and not even freakin' invite me, I'm not going to clean up his ensuing mess.

He didn't see the logic.

Roommates suck.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

...this just got ten times more interesting. izzy wins the board.

He's already won the universe.
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I absolutely love all this
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If all goes according to plan you will have video of him invading your privacy. You can always throw that in his face next time he complains about something.

heh, reminds me of my old roommate.

my roommate would cook all the time and never do his dishes. he'd just let them pile up in the sink. I used to do his dishes just because I like being somewhat clean... but one day I was like "why am I always cleaning up after him? screw this, I'm gonna wait until he does his own."

the result was a cold war of dishes. I'd keep reusing my one bowl and spoon or whatever and I have no idea how he survived. dishes kept on piling up, I think they stayed in my sink for about three weeks. I don't even know how they kept on piling up, I didn't even know we had enough dishes to keep on going. finally, when there was like one fork left, he did like six loads of dishes. I was like "yes, I won!" he never did dishes again after that.

darn you roommates

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xyzzy

sounds like your roommate deserves far worse than what you're giving him. what a ****.
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

What you need to do is figure out one place in the house where his aunt won't help him look, and tomorrow morning, you find some stranger, preferably a male with fairly sloppy hand-writing, and you get him to write, "Other people can't help you now, Andrew (lastname)."

You take that paper and put it in the place you thought of earlier, It has to be a place that he will see it, though.

That would really freak him out, especially if there was really no trace of you being there when his aunt came. You need to set up something where he gets the idea that you went out of time from a text message or something.
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I like ketchup.

Is there any way you could get naked pics of him? I will admit I think he's sort of hot.

So, your angry he yelled at you for not picking up after him.....in response to this...

You hide in the closet.

Oh how I love this topic.
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I have a random question - why did you decide to make this topic here of all places? far as I know, I've never even seen you here before.
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xyzzy

I was actually wondering that before, too.

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Dp, you are one awesome, sexy bastard. I less than 3 you. -Shadow Ryoko
NEW YORK METS: 2006 NL EASTERN DIVISION CHAMPS

LOL! I like that summary... I suppose in a nutshell... Yeah! That's what happened. but...it goes deeper than that.

Yes. He's fairly attractive. No. I'm afraid I can't get nude pictures of him.

And, I made this topid here because I was bored. I couldn't think of anything else to do. Luckily, the topic kept me entertained, so confining myself was a lot easier.

Ugh. You think THAT'S a bad story about him. You should hear some of the real horror stories I have about him. =P
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

I missed the pics you posted of the both of you. =(
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Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never will. There is only now.

Oh trust me, you're not the only person who's being entertained by this topic...Ive sat here for the past few hours following this thing from the start...I think it's genious. You sir, are a god, in one way or another.

I swear, the next time time someone angers me, I'm so hiding in a closet and then playing little pranks on them...

I just want to see how it all ends.
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If I end up getting any good footage, i'll upload it somewhere for all to see!

And maybe i'll post some of his other...exploits, too. So I'll have a chance to vent. =P
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

YES we want EXPLOITS!

You really need to leave that note somewhere, you know, the one that his Aunt won't find?
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I like ketchup.

Post more. Nao.
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Below me is my brother who is false about me.
Above me is my Brtoher who is true about me.

hey, has anyone ever seen the Shawshank Redemption? remember when the old guy gets out of prison but he simply cant adjust to life in the real world, because he was so attached to the prison life and it gave him a sense of security?

Maybe James is going through the same thing with the closet. If you cant bring yourself out of the closet, then post some exploits.
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