Since I'm a "first gen rules, barely played the rest" kid. Here's my "hit" list.
Normal: Lickitung. Come on that tounge.
Dark: Persian. Just like Austin Powers I never forget a good pussy.
Bug: Pinsir. Mmm pinch me real good!
Dragon: Dragonair. You are actually a long snake? Oh I know what to do with you!
Steel: Mageneton. Shock me! More than in one way.
Ground: Dugtrio. Three heads/mouths are better than one!
Fairy: Jigglypuff. Shhh go back to sleep...No one will hurt you my love...
Ghost: Haunter, what I said about Lickitung!
Rock: Onix. GIVE IT TO ME, HARD!!!
Fighting: Machamp. Seriously four hands!
Ice: Jynx. Those lips!
Electric: Electrode You won't smile when I'm done with you!
Poison: Nidoqueen. Finally some royalty! Nidoking would also work, but I'm more into chicks.
Grass: Tangela. Yeah I'm into freaky stuff.
Water: That sexy beast Staryu, enough said!
Fire: Ummm Moltres? Just so I can said I did it with a legend!
And of course Mr.Mime, for obvious reasons!
Ngamer64: Zylo, you're making less sense every day.
DpOblivion > Me