out in the wilderness, unbothered, finding a creek and being able to catch his own smoked salmonumm
ummIn some rivers, salmon are smoked by the waters. These are secret rivers that only bears know the locations of
You haven't seen those videos with bears literally shitting clumps of tapewormsgod that's terrible I guess it sucks to be a bear
You haven't seen those videos with bears literally shitting clumps of tapewormshi how do I unread a post
Smoked salmon stinks up the whole place and smells terrible.https://youtu.be/CXArovLJ60A
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out in the wilderness, unbothered, finding a creek and being able to catch his own smoked salmon he can eat all to himself without a care in the world. He's got no real predators other than other bears.
Epitome of no-hassle food. Not tough to bite or swallow, flavorful, some substance but not a delicacy. Imagine if the only thing you had to worry about in your day was catching the next one, and once you get it, you conquered the day.
god that's terrible I guess it sucks to be a bear
A wild hairless ape appears.Like, whoa m8.
"YOU! HEY YOU! YOU BEAR!" *bangs pans* "Begone with you!" *throws rocks* "You're ruining my scenic hike! The ranger said not to give you food, so you get none... now GIT!"
Alternative hairless ape encounter, with the ranger in question
You smell a tasty morsel somewhere and it's driving you crazy. The last time you encountered a yummy smell was in the same area and it was just a small piece of discarded food, but you hope for better luck this time, so you go to investigate. Then you suddenly feel a sting, you get woozy and pass out. When you come to, there's a pain in your butt and in your mouth, where a tooth has been removed, and you're donning a new earring, which is quite disturbing to you because bears neither naturally wear earrings or know what they are. Unbeknownst to you, even the passerby hairless apes have been allowed to "pet" you and take degrading photographs of you with the ranger's approval, then your body has been dragged near the stinky privy so it's the first smell you'll encounter when you come to, for there is no humilation that a "problem bear" will be spared.
You haven't seen those videos with bears literally shitting clumps of tapewormsSo do you look this stuff up or what
Smoked salmon stinks up the whole place and smells terrible.
Go watch a bear fight on YouTube and then tell me you'd still want to be a bear. They are fascinatingly horrific. I guess you can just be a cowardly bear and run away when another challenges you, though. Or use your intellect to bait the aggressive one off a cliff.
I mean I'd feel a lot more confident fighting a bear if I was a bear. All the videos of bear fighting I see they both live in the end one just walks away in shame.At least some of them have to have a slow death via infection.
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I mean I'd feel a lot more confident fighting a bear if I was a bear. All the videos of bear fighting I see they both live in the end one just walks away in shame.There's a LOT of pain leading up to that conclusion, sometimes expressed in the form of one bear shitting itself, and sometimes an agonizing death afterwards.