KaZooo posted...
out in the wilderness, unbothered, finding a creek and being able to catch his own smoked salmon he can eat all to himself without a care in the world. He's got no real predators other than other bears.
Epitome of no-hassle food. Not tough to bite or swallow, flavorful, some substance but not a delicacy. Imagine if the only thing you had to worry about in your day was catching the next one, and once you get it, you conquered the day.
A wild hairless ape appears.
"YOU! HEY YOU! YOU BEAR!" *bangs pans* "Begone with you!" *throws rocks* "You're ruining my scenic hike! The ranger said not to give you food, so you get none... now GIT!"