$10,000, but pizza is now invisible to you.

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Trumble
05/21/2024
09:44 PM
#1
You can still feel, taste and smell pizza and can still eat it (if you would usually be able to do those things), but you can no longer see it. It's just invisible to you. This does not extend to pizza accessories such as the box. The money is untaxed Monopoly money. "Pizza" is defined on the basis of what an average person would or wouldn't consider to be a pizza; anything that is a grey area by this definition, counts as a pizza.
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Vokrent
05/21/2024
09:45 PM
#2
fuck no.
Marching on in deathly silence, upon the shores we go.
Crashing tides applaud the violence, upon the shores we go.
Dakimakura
05/21/2024
09:46 PM
#3
Pizza blindness
DakimakuraToast
Giacomo_Hawkins
05/21/2024
09:46 PM
#4
Trumble posted...
untaxed Monopoly money

Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
Whiterun_Guard_
05/21/2024
09:46 PM
#5
I'd take it for real money.
No lollygaggin'.
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PMarth2002
05/21/2024
09:49 PM
#7
Trumble posted...
untaxed Monopoly money.

When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
Strider102
05/21/2024
09:56 PM
#8
Pass
"I dreamt I was a moron."
Luigi_and_Tails
05/21/2024
10:02 PM
#9
As someone lactose intolerant, who very rarely eats pizza anyway, I'm in.

I don't actually miss pizza that much. I really miss halloumi though.
No, I'm not that one.
Vicious_Dios
05/21/2024
10:05 PM
#10
This is why you always read the fine print, folks.
S / K / Y / N / E
Hambo
05/21/2024
10:07 PM
#11
I always forget that you pay out in Monopoly money and I skimmed over that part in the fine print. Still, that sounds kinda cool, so I'm not upset.
Hambo's alt.
LeoRavus
05/21/2024
10:11 PM
#12
Vicious_Dios posted...
This is why you always read the fine print, folks.

On CE you're lucky if people finish reading the whole topic title yet alone anything after.
This is where cool people write stuff.
Dakimakura
05/21/2024
10:13 PM
#13
How about I pay 10000 but I am now invisible to pizza.
DakimakuraToast
boomgetchopped3
05/21/2024
10:13 PM
#14
Hmmm. Id probably take the money but regret it. To never set eyes on a hot slice seems depressing
More to do with the humidity than heat
MrDrMan
05/21/2024
10:28 PM
#15
Nah. I eat a lot of pizza.
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Trumble
05/21/2024
11:25 PM
#16
Hambo posted...
I always forget that you pay out in Monopoly money and I skimmed over that part in the fine print. Still, that sounds kinda cool, so I'm not upset.
I only do that sometimes tho. Keeps people on their toes.
I fought the Trumble and the Trumble won.
divot1338
05/21/2024
11:51 PM
#17
I watch the pizza on a cctv monitor and otherwise enjoy my $10,000. Also to avoid making a mess I have a hot girlfriend feed me.
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YugiNoob
05/21/2024
11:55 PM
#18
I get the feeling nearly half the voters didn't read :<
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divot1338
05/21/2024
11:57 PM
#19
What the monopoly shit?

Psssh. The whole point of these topics is to circumvent whatever dumb limitation they put on the offer.
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mazingetter
05/22/2024
12:03 AM
#20
Trumble posted...
The money is untaxed Monopoly money.

Pizza > fake money.
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05/23/2024
09:57 AM
#21
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Guide
05/22/2024
12:04 AM
#22
While I think I could still detect pizza by scent and heat alone, I love pizza too much to give up even the heavenly visual.
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Hambo
05/22/2024
12:09 AM
#23
You guys really don't see the appeal of not seeing pizza? It's like x-ray vision for one specific type of surface. You could make a robe out of giant pizza and reverse Emperor's New Clothes it out in public. You could do very specific magic tricks. And just think about how unique an experience it would be to eat invisible food. Plus 10k in Monopoly bucks?! How can you say no to that?
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ArkhamOrigins
05/22/2024
12:14 AM
#24
No thank you, I only take my Monolopy money if it's been taxed. I don't cut corners.
The
Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/22/2024
12:16 AM
#25
I mean, I could still eat it.
As the morning sun rises, my lingering memories fade. I no longer see your silhouette. It's too far gone into the haze.
NoxObscuras
05/22/2024
12:21 AM
#26
26 people didn't read the OP and see the monopoly money line
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