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cousinvini
05/11/2024
06:39 PM
#1
lets drive hundreds of thousands of silverados nonstop, all that co2 is sure to suffocate this climate change mf
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MartavisBryant
05/11/2024
06:41 PM
#2
Just put the Earth in a giant fridge for a few minutes to let it cool down
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Whiterun_Guard_
05/11/2024
06:54 PM
#3
shoot the sun
No lollygaggin'.
Irony
05/11/2024
06:55 PM
#4
Have all the robots shoot fire out of their ass at the same time to push the Earth
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Robot2600
05/11/2024
06:58 PM
#5
eventually we might have no choice but to create gigantic algae blooms in the ocean to save the planet.

we could actually move earth further from the sun, but not with our current tech. not that there are any physics preventing it. we know we can put thrusters (literally) on the moon and use it to slowly "tug" the earth to a further orbit.

it's not like we dont understand the concept but the tech is obviously not there--that's more of a solution to the sun expanding in the far future.
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Sheiky-Baby
05/11/2024
07:00 PM
#6
Throw a lettuce at the sun
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Cartoon_Quoter
05/11/2024
07:14 PM
#7
Just take the Earth... and push it over there.
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MorbidEngel
05/11/2024
07:15 PM
#8
Whiterun_Guard_ posted...
shoot the sun

That will just give you fire arrows. Or fire bullets I guess.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/2024
07:16 PM
#9
There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.
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Paragon21XX
05/11/2024
07:17 PM
#10
Whiterun_Guard_ posted...
shoot the sun
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Cartoon_Quoter
05/11/2024
07:19 PM
#11
IfGodCouldDie posted...
There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.

ONCE AND FOR ALL
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SpawnShadow
05/11/2024
07:30 PM
#12
Pam Isley in Arkham says we should kill all the humans and let nature course-correct.
Trumble
05/11/2024
07:59 PM
#13
Just use the antimatter production whatevers to make lots of anti-carbon. Annihilate it with some of the regular carbon. Problem solved.
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Robot2600
05/11/2024
08:01 PM
#14
IfGodCouldDie posted...
There was a docu-series on this in the 2000's we should just drop giant ice cubes in the ocean.

someone skipped thermo
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Kradek
05/11/2024
08:04 PM
#15
We should follow Killface's plan, build an Annihilatrix which pushes the Earth a few inches away from the sun and end global warming.
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Kim_Seong-a
05/11/2024
08:06 PM
#16
We should punch a big hole in the atmosphere so all the trapped heat can escape. Like a giant exhaust port.
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Mistere_Man
05/11/2024
08:17 PM
#17
If there are too many green house gases why dont we just paint the houses red?

Water+Fall=Radiation.
uwnim
05/11/2024
08:35 PM
#18
You just need to put something to block a bit of the sun at the Sun-Earth L1 point
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GeminiDeus
05/11/2024
08:37 PM
#19
Simply create a device that permanently stops time from progressing.
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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/2024
10:06 PM
#20
I saw another show where an eccentric billionaire builds a giant platform that shades the town he lives in, we should just do that for the earth.
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Kradek
05/12/2024
02:37 AM
#21
IfGodCouldDie posted...
I saw another show where an eccentric billionaire builds a giant platform that shades the town he lives in, we should just do that for the earth.

Simpson's did it! Simpson's did it!
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bknight
05/12/2024
02:44 AM
#23
It's our fault, we fixed that damn hole in the ozone layer and now the hot air can't escape into space.
Foppe
05/12/2024
02:46 AM
#24
A network of satellites that puts up a space wall at L1, blocking the sun lights.
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Foppe
05/12/2024
02:47 AM
#25
bknight posted...
It's our fault, we fixed that damn hole in the ozone layer and now the hot air can't escape into space.
Oh sweet summer child, we stopped talking about the ozone layer because it became too depressed, not because we fixed it...
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PballDepot
05/12/2024
02:48 AM
#26
Steer an asteroid towards earth, the impact debris will block out the sun for a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVhRWBGOZ0
Whiterun_Guard_
05/12/2024
03:04 AM
#27
PballDepot posted...
Steer an asteroid towards earth, the impact debris will block out the sun for a bit
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No lollygaggin'.
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