There's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?

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Current Events » There's a bird nest in my pool house. How do I get rid of it?
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Do I just get up there and throw the nest and eggs away when the bird is away?
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Simple, you don't.
Looks like you made it. Where you go from here is up to you.
Buy a new home and move.
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Your gimmick is boring.
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Revolution_X posted...
Simple, you don't.
I dont want a bird in my pool house.

After some thought, Im going to call my pest company tomorrow and see if they can take care of it. If not, Ill just go out there over the weekend and throw the nest away.
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you don't. enjoy your new roommates.
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murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
How is it a gimmick? This is legit happening. I am legit going to call my pest company that I hire to control pests in my house tomorrow first thing and see if they do birds. If not, Im going to just throw the nest away.
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BucketCat posted...
you don't. enjoy your new roommates.
No. I dont want bird shit all over my pool house.
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IdiotMachine posted...
No. I dont want bird shit all over my pool house.
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?
?
murrica posted...
Your gimmick is boring.
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Revolution_X posted...
Simple, you don't.
Didn't you mean to say that's the neat part, you don't?
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BucketCat posted...
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?
Wouldnt the bird just choose another place to nest? I mean I can just get my air rifle and shoot it.
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ArchonKnight posted...
Buy a new home and move.
You say this, but... our old home with a pool had a bird's nest up above too! What's with bird nests and being proximity to swimming pools?
Revisited posted...
You say this, but... our old home with a pool had a bird's nest up above too! What's with bird nests and being proximity to swimming pools?
Close proximity to drinkable water?
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IdiotMachine posted...
Wouldnt the bird just choose another place to nest? I mean I can just get my air rifle and shoot it.
and jumpstart the baby bird's revenge arc?
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BucketCat posted...
and jumpstart the baby bird's revenge arc?
I really dont want to kill the bird. I hope my pest company can rehome this bird. If not, Im just going to get rid of the nest and see what happens.
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Goddamn, murrica really rustled your jimmies.
ai can do that note

anyway, you can't move a bird nest it's a federal crime or w/e
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Murphiroth posted...
Goddamn, murrica really rustled your jimmies.
lol he did. Idk why people think things dont happen when it really happens. Like why would I make up the fact theres a bird nest in my pool house?
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Robot2600 posted...
anyway, you can't move a bird nest it's a federal crime or w/e

I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.
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Time to bust out the power washer
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IdiotMachine posted...
I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.
maybe not endangered, but definitely in danger.
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Yeesh, I give TC the benefit of the doubt on "being real on this" and I understand their pov as a homeowner, however every post they've made in this thread just makes me hate them more than I already did from previous threads.
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Build a pool house in the nest.
Do, or do not. There is no Trumble.
Lordgold666 posted...
Time to bust out the power washer
I actually do have a power washer. I wonder if thats a better idea to just blast it out of there instead of me getting a ladder and using my hands.
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Light it on fire
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im jealous that you are rich and have a poolhouse

just kidding im untrollable so ill pretend i love birds nests
UndefeatedGOAT posted...
im jealous that you are rich and have a poolhouse

just kidding im untrollable so ill pretend i love birds nests
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?
Revisited posted...
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?
What makes bird nests cute?
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Your pool has a house?
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Turbam posted...
Your pool has a house?
I mean, its a building built next to the pool, where you can change / has a bathroom with a shower stall, has a bar, a small cooking area, and a pair of grills (normal Weber and a Blackstone).
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Revisited posted...
Why would you need to pretend to love something as wholesome and cute as birds nests though? Why not for real?

i like birds nests but ill give tc what he is shooting for as well
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Instead of calling the pest company, I just knocked the nest off. It had two eggs in it, it seems like.
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Lmfao the eggs splattered next to the nest. "It seems like."

What a rollercoaster this thread has been.
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momma bird came back
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Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
Murphiroth posted...
Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
There was also the topic where he wanted to euthanize his healthy cats
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Murphiroth posted...
Between this and your topic about ditching that baby chick you were given, I've noticed you have a startling lack of empathy for animals.
I wanted to rehome the free baby chick I got, so I dont kill it with my ignorance on taking care of a chicken. Thats empathy! As for wild animals, I agree with you, I have a severe lack of empathy. Ever since I moved from NYC into this fuckery of a place in PA, Ive had snake, possum, rats, and raccoon problems in my house, which is precisely why I said fuck it and hired a pest company to regularly treat my house and be on call for whenever this shit happens to me.

*EDIT* I forgot, I also had god damn bats in my house and had to get rabies shots for my entire family, including a 14 month old (at the time). Four shots bro that wasnt fun.

Irony posted...
There was also the topic where he wanted to euthanize his healthy cats
I absolutely did not. I love my two cats. It was an intrusive thought I had.
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IdiotMachine posted...
I dont believe this one bit, unless its an endangered animal.
If you're an American then the Migratory Bird Treaty Act may apply.
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Let them stay

Wait wtf
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IdiotMachine posted...
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momma bird came back
Rofl
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BucketCat posted...
and you think that kicking them out won't cause them to round up all their friends for a lil revenge shitting?

If its a crow that might legit happen tbh
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
i like birds nests but ill give tc what he is shooting for as well

His cries that he mentally ill? Cause Idk what else it would be.
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Cruel.
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