The funniest one-liner joke from Futurama?

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Prototypic
04/03/2024
08:22 PM
#51
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Thus I became a madman.
RchHomieQuanChi
04/03/2024
08:26 PM
#52
"ROBOT HOOOOUSE!"
I have nothing else to say
King_Rial
04/04/2024
06:44 AM
#53
"...Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scumhole in the galaxy."
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
divot1338
04/04/2024
07:24 AM
#54
Celsius or Fahrenheit?

First one. Then the other.
Moustache twirling villian
https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey
Hejiru
04/04/2024
07:26 AM
#55
Being a robot is great! But we dont have emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
super_felicia
04/04/2024
07:27 AM
#56
Aristoph posted...
"Bender, honey, we love you."
"Shut up, baby, I know it!"
*pimp struts out the door*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok
It's odd how this and the oh you're Killing me quote is the ones I remember
I am a mess and Felicia is the cleaner....
dummy420
04/04/2024
07:32 AM
#57
Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter M.
Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint.
YugiNoob
04/04/2024
07:35 AM
#58
Westernwolf4 posted...
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
This is probably my favorite :3
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
dummy420
04/04/2024
07:47 AM
#59
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a053004e.jpg
Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint.
Hejiru
04/04/2024
07:48 AM
#60
I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
Kim_Seong-a
04/04/2024
07:52 AM
#61
This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!
Lusa Cfaad Taydr
evilpresident
04/04/2024
08:25 AM
#62
"The professy will help! Aaaah, fire indeed hot!"
Nothing to report here
RetuenOfDevsman
04/04/2024
08:28 AM
#63
Another good one:

"You are technically correct: the best kind of correct!"
I have a signature now so shut up
BlueKat
04/04/2024
08:50 AM
#64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSOeDKMoMo
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
philsov
04/04/2024
09:24 AM
#65
"we're trying our best"

"Your best is an idiot!"
Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense
Just know, to me, you're better late than never again.
King_Rial
04/04/2024
01:53 PM
#66
"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray."
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
Kaldrenthebold
04/04/2024
02:46 PM
#67
King_Rial posted...
"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray."

Lol I can see and hear this entire quote in my mind's eye

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut!
http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg
King_Rial
04/06/2024
02:04 AM
#68
Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New jersey. Want to see? People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!"
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
IfGodCouldDie
04/06/2024
02:46 AM
#69
For whatever reason, the scene in The Farnsworth Parabox when when the professor replies "I don't care." to Hermes after smashing his hand with a hammer.
All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Ultima_Fury
04/06/2024
02:50 AM
#70
"It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"
Kradek
04/06/2024
03:01 AM
#71
I think it's Bender's, "I never meant to hurt anyone; or help anyone"
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
AldousIsDead
04/06/2024
03:16 AM
#72
After reading all these I'm becoming aware of how much Futurama has infected my lexicon.

Anyway.

Ask not for whom the bone bones, It bones for thee.
In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
Enclave
04/06/2024
11:21 AM
#73
Honestly, pretty much everything Zapp Brannigan says. I'm partial to "You win again gravity!"

https://youtu.be/2w4Ja_CiaXE?si=IJ3OTDSa-0efHYoR
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
Kami_no_Kami
04/06/2024
12:36 PM
#74
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they dont pay you or let you go!
JaiCSC
04/06/2024
12:55 PM
#75
"No one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly."

One I use far too often in life.
I Shot the Sheriff.
mario2000
04/06/2024
12:56 PM
#76
Do a flip!
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
ThePieReborn
04/06/2024
01:02 PM
#77
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
This one is just so practical and fits in seamlessly in everyday conversations.

But...
SilvosForever posted...
"Why does Ross , the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"
Like post 9, this one just exists in my head perpetually and comes out when it has absolutely zero relevance to whatever is going on.
Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire!
TMOG
04/06/2024
02:11 PM
#78
It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!
Xatrion
04/06/2024
02:53 PM
#79
"Harpoon, my ass"
"Okay"
Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three.
InTheEyesOfFire
04/06/2024
02:57 PM
#80
Shes built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
PaintGimmick
04/06/2024
03:03 PM
#81
To shreds, you say?
Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs.
Dakimakura
04/06/2024
04:24 PM
#82
"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-7nt_Cav0
Bees
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/2024
04:29 PM
#83
Surprised I haven't seen this one yet:

Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo , perhaps not.
I have a signature now so shut up
Kradek
04/06/2024
05:38 PM
#84
"Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at!"
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
008Zulu
04/06/2024
05:44 PM
#85
Santa Claus Robot : Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/06/2024
05:45 PM
#86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbyERt0oIM

I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey.
*pounces* Nyaa!
King_Rial
04/08/2024
04:57 PM
#87
"...That's coming out of your pay!"
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
LonelyStoner
04/08/2024
04:59 PM
#88
Hi, Im Ranger Park, Park Ranger.
I get it!
He's all alone through the day and night.
CrimsonGear80
04/08/2024
05:00 PM
#89
"Robots don't say "ye"!

"I'll show ye..."
PSN: ArsenalGear, NNID: CrimsonG80, XB GT: CrimsonG80
Last game(s) finished: Robocop: Rogue City (PS5), Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (PS5)
McMarbles
04/08/2024
05:20 PM
#90
I dont regret this. But I both rue and lament it.
Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch)
Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.
RchHomieQuanChi
04/08/2024
06:32 PM
#91
"But he just said 'Woo'!"
"No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat."
"WOO!"
I have nothing else to say
Notti
04/11/2024
06:52 AM
#92
Oh so it's just coincidence that zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely?

https://youtu.be/HXJJdw7SXqo

For your information, it's because hes hideous.
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Ultima_Fury
04/11/2024
06:59 AM
#93
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6REm7BGWrA
#94
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
04/13/2024
10:26 AM
#95
"Look, the sun's going down! I can switch to hard liquor!"
The world may be going to Hell, but I am personally awash with convenience.
ClayGuida
04/13/2024
10:28 AM
#96
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!
lolAmerica
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