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SilvosForever
04/03/2024
03:49 PM
#1
"Why does Ross , the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"
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#2
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/03/2024
03:50 PM
#3
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
I have a signature now so shut up
Weezy_Tha_Don
04/03/2024
03:52 PM
#4
oh so its a little safer than skateboarding

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McMarbles
04/03/2024
03:53 PM
#5
People said I was dumb, but I proved them! *nods wisely*
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Crimsoness
04/03/2024
03:53 PM
#6
People told me I was dumb, but I proved them!
She/Her
Ranting__Nord
04/03/2024
04:07 PM
#7
You're twice the "the" he ever was.
I'll think of a sig later.
mach25687
04/03/2024
04:08 PM
#8
Do a flip.
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Revisited
04/03/2024
04:08 PM
#9
SilvosForever posted...
"Why does Ross , the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"
This line forever lives rent free in my head, I use it for everything
AldousIsDead
04/03/2024
04:12 PM
#10
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
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NoxObscuras
04/03/2024
04:25 PM
#12
"My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish."
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Squall28
04/03/2024
04:26 PM
#13
It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
-Misattributed to CS Lewis
Seaman_Prime
04/03/2024
04:28 PM
#14
You know I was God once.
Yes, you were doing good until everyone died.
RchHomieQuanChi
04/03/2024
04:31 PM
#15
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"
I have nothing else to say
Bigpapaplut
04/03/2024
04:32 PM
#16
The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwahahahaha!! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry
Westernwolf4
04/03/2024
04:33 PM
#17
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it.
Westernwolf4
04/03/2024
04:33 PM
#18
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"

We posted it at the same time!
An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it.
Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
04:42 PM
#19
"My manweech!" gets me every time.

"I could fit if I didn't have these stupid arms! rarnrarnrarn"
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TomClark
04/03/2024
04:43 PM
#20
"Filmed on Location"
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UnicornRaline
04/03/2024
04:44 PM
#21
AldousIsDead posted...
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
This is one I like the most.
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Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
04:48 PM
#22
10010110101?

What's it mean?

Nothing, it's just gibberish.

*GASP* 10101101001?!?!
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King_Rial
04/03/2024
04:49 PM
#23
"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'."
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
Pogo_Marimo
04/03/2024
04:51 PM
#24
"Nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."
'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.
Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
04:51 PM
#25
King_Rial posted...
"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'."

Oh yes this one too.

"All I know is my gut says maybe".
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/03/2024
04:58 PM
#26
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"
Oh right, I forgot about this one. This is the best for sure.

The text doesn't do it justice. The delivery, the body language, and the little human fists all worked together to make it something really magical.
I have a signature now so shut up
Shotgunnova
04/03/2024
05:03 PM
#27
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
Hayame_Zero
04/03/2024
05:05 PM
#28
"Gumbercules? I love that guy!"
...I think I'm done here...
SwayM
04/03/2024
05:09 PM
#29
Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!
Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Lordgold666
04/03/2024
05:30 PM
#30
Get it? It's chlorine!
"May the Father of Understanding guide you."
Dakimakura
04/03/2024
05:32 PM
#31
Wingus, Dingus, listen up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak02b9NIPUs
Bees
marthsheretoo
04/03/2024
05:34 PM
#32
King_Rial posted...
"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'."

Came in to say this one.
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
-DevsBro
NoxObscuras
04/03/2024
05:39 PM
#33
Kaldrenthebold posted...
Oh yes this one too.

"All I know is my gut says maybe".
"I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me."
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Punished_Blinx
04/03/2024
05:49 PM
#34
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
A Fallen Mascot
creativerealms
04/03/2024
05:51 PM
#35
"I am shocked, Shocked, well not that shocked."
"Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five)
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RyoRaofin
04/03/2024
05:54 PM
#36
Lower. Lower Too Low!!Loower
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Beany
04/03/2024
05:59 PM
#37
Valentines Days coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
"It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the Moon if it were made of ribs?"
_____Cait
04/03/2024
06:10 PM
#38
This feels more like a B universe
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King_Rial
04/03/2024
06:11 PM
#39
"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead."
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
06:15 PM
#40
I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote. I love that episode the most of all. That and the fountain of youth one.

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
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bobspacethespacecow
04/03/2024
06:16 PM
#41
No good, full of steam!
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Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
06:17 PM
#42
Scruffy will die the way he lived

*flips nudie mag page*
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UnfairRepresent
04/03/2024
06:20 PM
#43
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"
This is the winner

But we can't forget
"I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what- forget the park!"
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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King_Rial
04/03/2024
06:51 PM
#44
Kaldrenthebold posted...
I want to point out basically the entirety of the Amazonia episode is a quote.
"Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !"
I use Google... A lot.... >______>
DrizztLink
04/03/2024
06:51 PM
#45
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Kaldrenthebold
04/03/2024
07:59 PM
#46
King_Rial posted...
"Oh, God, you're killing me! Oh God, you're killing me !"

I say this all the time
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ThatGeminiGuy
04/03/2024
08:07 PM
#47
"You win again, gravity!"
"Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles
SaikyoStyle
04/03/2024
08:15 PM
#48
Im having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.
Taxes, death, and trouble.
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Aristoph
04/03/2024
08:20 PM
#49
"Bender, honey, we love you."
"Shut up, baby, I know it!"
*pimp struts out the door*

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Hayame_Zero
04/03/2024
08:20 PM
#50
"War were declared."
...I think I'm done here...
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