Have you ever invented a joke?

Yeah I wrote my CV.

Zwijn posted...

Yeah I wrote my CV.

CV?

DementedDurian posted...

CV?

Resume

FolkenRawr posted...

Resume

I'm asking seriously.

Written

Have you ever written a joke

DementedDurian posted...

I'm asking seriously.

Not sure if serious >_>

I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them.

Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over?
A: Whatsamatta U

Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
A: Nothing. String can't talk.

GeminiDeus posted...

I've got two and they're both lame but I still like them.

Q: What did the mob boss rename the college he took over?
A: Whatsamatta U

Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
A: Nothing. String can't talk.

I've heard the first one

Yeah, I got a lot of things over on the PWB

:V
*Warning, very funny*
Big Dawg
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Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

FolkenRawr posted...

I've heard the first one

16-BITTER posted...

It's a rip off of an old Rocky & Bullwinkle gag

Well heck. Sure it's kind of a easy joke to make, and maybe it's been in my subconscious for decades if it was in Rocky & Bullwinkle.

My life

DementedDurian posted...

I'm asking seriously.

In a way he gave you your answer

Likely.

Wouldn't know which one or ones they are though.

I invented not jokes

...NOT

i started a joke
which started the whole world crying
i just couldn't see
that the joke was on me

Seems like a good day to bump this one.

Only typical insider jokes that were made on the fly (mostly drunk), but are still funny to remember decades later, for the people who were there.

I am one.

Yeah, back in college I did stand up a couple times and wrote my own material.

I posted this on the nonstop gaming board 11 years ago. I came up with all the jokes myself. Let me know if you think they stand.

"Around a year ago IGN UK launched a competition to win a 3DS, by coming up with some Mario jokes. I managed to come up with 15 jokes over the space of two days, and was so confident I was going to win, that I started browsing and adding 3DS games to my basket on Amazon. Of course, turns out I didn't win, some other goon did, with, may I add, vastly inferior material. Anyway, a year has passed, and I have decided to share my comic material with the world. Please let me know whether you think I'm a budding comic genius, or... well... not, and bear in mind I came up with all these jokes myself...

Whats the quickest way for Mario to send himself down rainbow road?
Eating lots of mushrooms

What's Marios favourite budget holiday destination?
Cheep cheep island

As Mario races behind the princess, what does he think?
Wow, what a Peach!

Why was Mario afraid to hit on the hot bikini girl?
Because he was on shy guy beach

Why could yoshi not hit the opponent in front of him?
Because he was a Wiggler

Why did Luigi have a better Kart then Mario?
Because Mario didn't want to SHELL out for a new one (sorry)

Why did Bowser Move all his stuff to Dinosaur Land?
Because there wasn't mushroom in his old kingdom

Why did Mario hit on peach?
Because he wasnt a shy guy

How did Mario escape from handcuffs?
He used a chain chomp

Why did Mario not like his frog suit?
He prefered toads...

Why does Donkey Kong not like Icing or sprinkles on his donuts?
He prefers Donut Plains

Whats Marios favorite chat up line?
Toot my whistle and Ill take you off to a far away land

What did Mario do when his TV wasn't working?
He gave it a thwomp

What did Mario say when he pulled a birdo?
Eggscellent! (birdos fire eggs)

After Bowser was defeated by Mario, how did he help Princess Daisy climb a beanstalk?
Because he was pushing up Daisys"