I posted this on the nonstop gaming board 11 years ago. I came up with all the jokes myself. Let me know if you think they stand.
"Around a year ago IGN UK launched a competition to win a 3DS, by coming up with some Mario jokes. I managed to come up with 15 jokes over the space of two days, and was so confident I was going to win, that I started browsing and adding 3DS games to my basket on Amazon. Of course, turns out I didn't win, some other goon did, with, may I add, vastly inferior material. Anyway, a year has passed, and I have decided to share my comic material with the world. Please let me know whether you think I'm a budding comic genius, or... well... not, and bear in mind I came up with all these jokes myself...
Whats the quickest way for Mario to send himself down rainbow road?
Eating lots of mushrooms
What's Marios favourite budget holiday destination?
Cheep cheep island
As Mario races behind the princess, what does he think?
Wow, what a Peach!
Why was Mario afraid to hit on the hot bikini girl?
Because he was on shy guy beach
Why could yoshi not hit the opponent in front of him?
Because he was a Wiggler
Why did Luigi have a better Kart then Mario?
Because Mario didn't want to SHELL out for a new one (sorry)
Why did Bowser Move all his stuff to Dinosaur Land?
Because there wasn't mushroom in his old kingdom
Why did Mario hit on peach?
Because he wasnt a shy guy
How did Mario escape from handcuffs?
He used a chain chomp
Why did Mario not like his frog suit?
He prefered toads...
Why does Donkey Kong not like Icing or sprinkles on his donuts?
He prefers Donut Plains
Whats Marios favorite chat up line?
Toot my whistle and Ill take you off to a far away land
What did Mario do when his TV wasn't working?
He gave it a thwomp
What did Mario say when he pulled a birdo?
Eggscellent! (birdos fire eggs)
After Bowser was defeated by Mario, how did he help Princess Daisy climb a beanstalk?
Because he was pushing up Daisys"
You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks.