Saw someone on Fb share a complaint about self-checkout

Yeah, I dont want to be delayed because some asshat wants to go Karen mode and fight to use expired coupons or wait an hour because the person in front of me is digging out two dollars worth of change for their hundred dollar transaction.

Heres the post, quoted
Dear all Targets, Kohls, Walmarts, ALDIs, Home Depots, Krogers, Jewels & all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkouts now.

The lady/man checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already:

filled my cart
emptied my cart
scanned the items
refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine.

Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DONT GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNTS FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ......All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old ..

Copied and pasted, because I agree 100%.
SPREAD IT AROUND

Anyway, what do you think would happen if three Palestinians in Gaza had the Warhammer, Beast, and Cart titans, one Palestinian in New York City had the Armorer Titan, two in the Chicagoland area had the Attack and Female titans, and three in Dearborne, Michigan had the Founding, Colossal, and Jaw titans?

I guess it would depend on the motivations and inclinations of the people with those titan powers. I assume the ones in Gaza would be used to fight the soonest. Does that imply they are Eldian or they just have the powers?

C_Pain posted...

I guess it would depend on the motivations and inclinations of the people with those titan powers. I assume the ones in Gaza would be used to fight the soonest. Does that imply they are Eldian or they just have the powers?

Yes, they are Eldian

Self checkout is the best invention since the internet

A world with titans is pretty scary. >_>

Tldr

BobanMarjanovic posted...

Self checkout is the best invention since the internet

If they don't like it they can place an order online and pull up, pop their trunk, have it placed inside, and leave.

Hmm, I like self-checkout myself, however I definitely see validity in a few of his points.

Dude must have never been to a Sam's Club, though, because they check your receipt regardless.

Imagine if Pitbulls knew how to use self checkout...

Beast,

Does he have the ability to turn other Palestinians into titans?

Warhammer

There would be less dead Palestinians due to the construction & hardening ability providing shields and structures.

Cart titan

Would kill a lot of IDF and/or move supplies/important people around quickly.

Armorer Titan

Guess there'd be a lot of destroyed buildings and tons of dead people.

Attack

He's fighting for freedom and change, so maybe he makes his way to the WH and starts fucking shit up?

Female

Not sure, I guess whatever she wanted to do since she can take on powers from the others.

Founding

Useless unless they're part of royalty.

Colossal

Would kill thousands popping up and kill many more any time it tried to do anything.

Jaw titan

Chomp on some shit, I guess.

That man? Albert Einstein

Kradek posted...

Does he have the ability to turn other Palestinians into titans?

Is that a power of the Beast, or just one with royal blood ? I can't remember.

Once I left my cart of shopping in the aisle because there weren't any proper checkouts.

Jupiter posted...

Is that a power of the Beast, or just one with royal blood ? I can't remember.

You're right, I guess I misunderstood and every other previous Beast titan just resembled an animal and had whatever trait that animal has, which seems lame, though there is variety in the type of beast you could be.

bigblu89 posted...

Imagine if Pitbulls knew how to use self checkout...

Imagine the Cart Narc as the receipt checker.