Does it spin like a helicopter propeller or like a drill?Helicopter.
First does it hurt me on return or will it always be a good catch?I you make some effort to catch it, even if it is just reaching out your hand without looking, it will land in your hand. If you refuse to catch, it will hit you in a way that will hurt but not cause any significant injury.
The only issue I could see having is grocery shopping and there's no delivery service around here. Guess I could get someone to do it and just chill at home with the sword.Get to know like the manager and maybe you could get them to let it slide.
Something tells me they won't let you on a plane with an "emotional support sword". Or into most businesses.Planes would be really hard, yeah. Security doesnt tend to approve of giant swords as a carryon.
I was gonna say I'd consider for at at least three additional digits, but considering it's a jrpg-sized sword I'm saying LOL NOI picked the money to be a large amount that would tempt people, but not so large that people could just buy their way out of the inconvenience caused by the sword.
I'm imagining someone tossing it on the ground and then speeding off in their car just to have a helicopter blade chasing them around the city.I was hoping someone would say they'd do that.
Does it talk?No. It is a good listener though.
The 10 feet rule would basically make it impossible to travel via commercial airline.But think how much you could make as a lumberjack. Look boss, no chainsaw!