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In random lottery tickets of any price. I.E, 2,3,5 ect..

TBh I'd take the lottery tickets. Something in that pile would be bound to hit. Also the random tickets will come from random stores.
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The money. Every time easy decision.
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archizzy posted...
The money. Every time easy decision.
Not so fast, archizzy. A grand's a grand, but the lottery tickets could be anything. It could even be a grand.
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Wouldn't a better question be $2000 in lottery tickets vs $1000 in cash?

After all, the lottery is designed for you to lose money over time. Offering you less in lottery tickets makes it a simple choice.
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1k guaranteed cash vs possibly nothing.

I'll take the former.
LightningThief posted...
1k guaranteed cash vs possibly nothing.

I'll take the former.
You mean probably nothing, lotteries have long odds.
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I'd take the tickets.

A G isn't life changing money cause my wife and I are financially decent. The tickets would add some fun and suspense. If I lose, whatever, it's not like I paid for 'em. If I win, sweet!
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
I'd take the tickets.

A G isn't life changing money cause my wife and I are financially decent. The tickets would add some fun and suspense. If I lose, whatever, it's not like I paid for 'em. If I win, sweet!


Glad you actually see it the right way.
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Tickets please
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CosmicShadows posted...


TBh I'd take the lottery tickets. Something in that pile would be bound to hit.

Not really. The odds are stacked way against you. The lottery isn't designed for the participants to profit.
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LeoRavus posted...


Not really. The odds are stacked way against you. The lottery isn't designed for the participants to profit.


Just recently near my town someone hit nearly 1 million on a $5 ticket. So its not impossible.
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
I'd take the tickets.

A G isn't life changing money cause my wife and I are financially decent. The tickets would add some fun and suspense. If I lose, whatever, it's not like I paid for 'em. If I win, sweet!

Basically this. I have never gambled in real life so it might be amusing.

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CosmicShadows posted...
Just recently near my town someone hit nearly 1 million on a $5 ticket. So its not impossible.

No impossible, but not likely you'll so much as break even on $500 worth of tickets. It's a good deal if you like gambling and don't need an extra $1000.
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You guys don't have very much experience with lotto tickets, do you?

I'll take the money. LOL
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Tickets. I usually get 70% return anyway, so having a chance for a jackpot is better to me.
CosmicShadows posted...
Something in that pile would be bound to hit.
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yunalenne10 posted...
I usually get 70% return anyway
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With the $1,000 just buy $500 in tickets and you still have $500 if you win nothing.
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yunalenne10 posted...
Tickets. I usually get 70% return anyway, so having a chance for a jackpot is better to me.

If you usually get 70% of your return, why are you a mod on GameFAQs and not in the Caribbean somewhere with a drink with an umbrella in it?
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Cash, and I'll spend the lot of it on lottery tickets.

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Probably the lottery tickets. If it's $20 tickets, you should win a few hundred easily without anything special happening. After that, who knows, maybe a $500 ticket or two.
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Mistere_Man posted...
With the $1,000 just buy $500 in tickets and you still have $500 if you win nothing.
Congratulations on being the CE poster with basic numeracy skills.
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This is a stupid question because you can just take the cash and buy $1000 worth of tickets with it if you really want lottery tickets. Or $500 worth of tickets and keep the other $500
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I'm well off enough where $1,000 isn't that much (if it's a one time expense, of course). Hell, we were able to save almost 2.5 times that much this month. The tickets can give me the chance at winning much more money than $1,000. And $500-worth of tickets is a lot of tickets. So in my particular case, the tickets is actually the better option.
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Xenogears15 posted...
I'm well off enough where $1,000 isn't that much (if it's a one time expense). The tickets can give me the chance at winning much more money than $1,000. And $500-worth of tickets is a lot. So in my particular case, the tickets is actually the better option.
And yet you still can't do basic arithmetic.
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Mussurana posted...
And yet you still can't do basic arithmetic.

I see it now. Use the $1,000 to go buy the lottery tickets, huh? I was operating under the assumption that that wasn't an option.
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Xenogears15 posted...
I see it now. Use the $1,000 to go buy the lottery tickets, huh? I was operating under the assumption that that wasn't an option.
Right, that or buy buy the tickets and still have 500 dollars.
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Xenogears15 posted...
I see it now. Use the $1,000 to go buy the lottery tickets, huh? I was operating under the assumption that that wasn't an option.
I just take these as an either or situation. This idea that you can game the system basically ruins any of these questions when you 'well actually' it.
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
I'd take the tickets.

A G isn't life changing money cause my wife and I are financially decent. The tickets would add some fun and suspense. If I lose, whatever, it's not like I paid for 'em. If I win, sweet!
So why not take the 1k and buy $500 worth of tickets? You get a guaranteed $500 and the same amount in lotto tickets, for someone that claims to be financially well off, it doesn't sound like you're that way because you're good with money lol.
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LeoRavus posted...
No impossible, but not likely you'll so much as break even on $500 worth of tickets. It's a good deal if you like gambling and don't need an extra $1000.
Not it isn't, you could just get the 1000, spend 500 on the lotto tickets and keep 500 as a sure thing.
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If you really wanted $500 in lottery tickets, why wouldn't you just take the $1k and buy $500 in lottery tickets so you still have $500? Kind of a silly scenario.

Wouldn't a better question be $2000 in lottery tickets vs $1000 in cash?

Yes, it would be, and I'll pretend this was the proposed scenario instead.

I'd still take the cash so that I wouldn't have to bother going to go out somewhere to redeem the tickets for the likely trash amount of prize money I'd get, even if statistically speaking it probably would still be a bit more than $1k.
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Not it isn't, you could just get the 1000, spend 500 on the lotto tickets and keep 500 as a sure thing.
Or I can take the 1k, amd spend none of it on lotto tickets.
If it was $2000 vs $1000, I'd take the scratch off tickets, assuming that's what OP means by lottery tickets. Those have a much better chance of a return than actual lottery tickets, though still far from guaranteed.
Philip027 posted...
If you really wanted $500 in lottery tickets, why wouldn't you just take the $1k and buy $500 in lottery tickets so you still have $500? Kind of a silly scenario.
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Yeah sure, I'll take 500 in cash and 500 dollars worth of lottery tickets, fuck it.
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
So why not take the 1k and buy $500 worth of tickets? You get a guaranteed $500 and the same amount in lotto tickets, for someone that claims to be financially well off, it doesn't sound like you're that way because you're good with money lol.

Cause I don't want to physically go buy the tickets myself. If they're given to me for free, it's chill. Going and buying them from different vendors takes time and effort and I ain't about that for gambling purposes.
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
Cause I don't want to physically go buy the tickets myself. If they're given to me for free, it's chill. Going and buying them from different vendors takes time and effort and I ain't about that for gambling purposes.
Why would you need to go to more than one place? It'd take like 5-10 minutes at any random gas station.
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CosmicShadows posted...
TBh I'd take the lottery tickets. Something in that pile would be bound to hit.

Bound? You kould easily have $10,000 worth of tickets and still not win squat.
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Nemu posted...
Why would you need to go to more than one place? It'd take like 5-10 minutes at any random gas station.

Cause it's mentioned in the OP, so I was just assuming I had to follow those rules.
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Eat_More_Beef posted...


Cause it's mentioned in the OP, so I was just assuming I had to follow those rules.


Pretty much. You know how these kind of topics roll.
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Money easily. Even if it were $500 cash vs $1,000 in scratchers.

Even the best scratcher odds pay out like a third for every dollar.
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archizzy posted...
The money. Every time easy decision.

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Take the money and buy $1000 in tickets?
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