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Rage 2.

There was a guy with a face and I think he shot some people I know, so that was uncool and I eventually shot him back.

That's everything I remember about the game.
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I played and beat all 3 of the Mass Effect games right when they came out and cannot tell you a single thing about them.
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Syphon filter 2, was Gabe even in that?
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I think I beat Bionic Commando on the NES.

ive played through the ps and pixel remaster of FF 2 and all I remember is fighting a bunch of turtle variants at the ends of caves.
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Paper Mario

I remember the Peach scene making the cake for the fat shyguy but I can't tell you anything about where Mario went or the ending.
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Syphon filter 2, was Gabe even in that?
Id say its even odds Ive either beat that or never played it. All I remember about the first one is a stealth like level where you have to headshot raze some baddies as soon as they appear at the edge of vision. Also member fear effect?
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I'm really bad at finishing games so the memories of the beaten ones are all intact.
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Gargoyles Quest II

Not that its a bad game whatsoever, it isnt. But I realize now that I recall certain aspects of 1, and definitely certain things from Demons Crest.

But nope, Im drawing a blank on anything in 2.

Its been at least 20 years since I beat it though, so that certainly doesnt help.
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Mario Odyssey

I just remember that beach boss fight because it was the only time in the game that I was having fun lol
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Mass Effect Andromeda
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Force unleashed 2. I remember really enjoying it though

Not having played 1 and not being a star wars fan probably attributes to this.
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I dunno, probably some game I don't remember, ha, didn't think this through did ya
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Grand Theft Auto 4
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Ivynn posted...
I dunno, probably some game I don't remember, ha, didn't think this through did ya

It's possible to not Remermber the content but remember the name.

Done it several times watching a movie drunk. Had to watch the Harley Quinn birds of prey movie twice cause of that. And guess what I still don't remember hardly a thing.
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I cant seem to remember much of Beyond Good and Evil but I know I loved it.
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
It's possible to not Remermber the content but remember the name.

Done it several times watching a movie drunk. Had to watch the Harley Quinn birds of prey movie twice cause of that. And guess what I still don't remember hardly a thing.

That was my cop out answer because I genuinely can't think of a game I beat and remember nothing about, so I assume it's some game that just doesn't come to memory lol
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
Force unleashed 2. I remember really enjoying it though
It was a fuckin' blast for the, like, hour and a half it lasted.

The book is unironically better.
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Infamous 1
Infamous Second Son
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Pokemon Black 2
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Ivynn posted...
That was my cop out answer because I genuinely can't think of a game I beat and remember nothing about, so I assume it's some game that just doesn't come to memory lol

Fair enough.

What's maddening to me is there is a game I clearly sorta remember. I remember the games gimmick I vaguely remember the cover art. But can't remember anything else name included.

All I can say is you played a shipwrecked pirate or sailor and end up with a magical ability to turn into this skeleton wearing a top hat with magical abilities.
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I was actually thinking about this the other day when I was combing my backlog to make a definitive list.

Alpha Protocol
Mass Effect 2 (I remember 1 and 3)
Fear 3
Metro Last Light
Hollow Knight

These were my standout top 5 that I could barely remember a single detail about them and played each one to the credits, and most of those games I clocked like 30-40 hours into with the exception of Fear 3 which I apparently beat in seven hours.

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I know I beat it but I don't remember shit about Metroid prime.
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Tomb Raider Chronicles. I can vaguely remember a Roman level with Larson and Pierre, but I probably only remember that because those two are in the first game.

Dakimakura posted...
I played and beat all 3 of the Mass Effect games right when they came out and cannot tell you a single thing about them.

Just the first one for me, but pretty much same. I remember laser rifles and a little buggy thing. Other than that, I just think of the "We'll bang, okay?" meme when I think of those games.

Irony posted...
Grand Theft Auto 4

This for me also, other than I remember being disappointed in it really lacking on the humor. I had Saints Row around the same time and played it a lot more because it reminded me of the more silly elements of the previous GTA games.
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Wait, I have an answer now.

The PS2 Shinobi. I played that and don't remember a single thing about it other than it being very hard. And dogs with swords in their mouths.
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Tomb Raider 4. My only memory was jumping back and forth in the desert shooting scorpions
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Orwell. I started a file a few months back and remembered very little about that game.
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Tales of Vespira. I know I beat it, but I couldnt tell you anything about it or name any of the characters.
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uhhh, that one. you know. with the guy. and the thing.
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FF12, even though I beat the game twice. Dark souls 3 and GTA vice city.
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Valkyria Chronicles

Your home village gets invaded and then you join the army. I platinumed it too and still don't remember anything beyond that in terms of story/characters. I remember a bit about the combat and know that one class becomes busted and made the game really easy.
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DuranOfForcena posted...
oh, this is actually legitimately one game i played and don't remember a single thing from. it's a shame too, because i remember enjoying the hell out of it, and with all of the branching plot decisions, i always wanted to go back and play it again and do different stuff, but i never did.

actually i do remember one thing. the pistol was OP af, and if you invested enough skill points in it, it was functionally a sniper rifle.

You're telling me you don't remember that boss fight with the Russian guy at the club while Turn Up the Radio is playing, and that he stops mid-fight to power up via snorting coke?
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anything I beat before 2010
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Enchanted Arms.

Absolutely zero memory of it.
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Way too many, and it's less to do with the quality of the games, and more to do with my shite memory. There's easily a couple dozen from the nes that I've forgotten I've even played, let alone beat. Hell, I had to go through a boxart list to even remember half of the ones I have listed here.

Nes:

  • Bayou Billy : You are a guy with a knife, and there's some crocodiles.
  • Disney's kingdom . I only vaguely remember 2 levels; A spooky 2d platforming area, and an outerspace ride, where you had to memorize when to choose the left or right path.
  • MC Kids : You could high-five the character at the menu to change characters. That's it.
  • Ninja Gaiden: You could wall-cling, and there was a train section. If that was the original, or one of the sequels, I couldn't even tell you that.
  • Roger Rabbit : I remember often falling into holes with snakes, but nothing else.
  • Snake's Revenge . I think there were a lot of tanks to crawl under, and some keycards, but that's it
  • Startropics : A yoyo weapon, and a puzzle involving a piano are all that I can remember. The sad thing is, I do know that I really loved this game.
  • Startropics 2 : I remember even less about the sequel. I can picture one portion of the overworld with a mountain, but even that is hazy.
  • Tiny Toons : I remember a roller coaster level, and that's it
  • Zelda II : I only remember the random encounters for going in grass.


Even more recently (since 2010/the introduction of trophies), my memory doesn't fair that much better;

  • Bastion : I hate that I can't remember anything about this one, because I know I loved it. I only recall that it has a narrator that talks throughout the entire game. I do have one of the songs on my regular playlist though, so there is that.
  • Dragon's Crown : I know I played as the archer, but nothing else.
  • Dust: An Elysian Tale. There is a freeza-looking boss at the start, and it's a metroidvania. Can't remember the story, or even what abilities you get.
  • Dyscourse : So, according to Steam, not only did I beat this game, I got 100% achievements in it. I'm not calling Steam a liar, but I have 0 memory of this one. The art looks familiar, but that is the extent of my memory
  • Kirby's Epic Yarn : You are yarn. Yea, that's all I got
  • Mini Ninjas . I literally recorded a youtube series on this game, and I couldn't tell you what happened. There might have been a level where you had to escape an avalanche?
  • All of the Prince of Persia games. I know most of them were supposed to be connected in some way, but I can't remember anything about them. At best, one of the games had a "hub" like area that a bunch of puzzles branched off of, and then lead back to.
  • Stories of Bethem : I know I enjoyed it. In fact, I remember constantly recommending it to people looking for zelda-likes in the CE Summer/winter events. But I just don't remember a single thing about it anymore.
  • Valdis Story: I remember that it is a metroidvania, and that's it. There might be a subway somewhere in it?
  • Yonder: The Cloud Catcher . I know I got a platinum in it, and I remember being frustrated at the grind to do so, but I don't remember what I was trying to farm/catch to achieve it.


There are plenty of others too, but at least with most of them, I can vaguely recall a final boss/encounter.
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Assassins Creed Syndicate is the most recent one. London was pretty I guess, but I dont remember much about the twins, and at no point in that game did I ever know who the villain was and why I was fighting him.

And for the life of me, I cant remember anything about any of the Mortal Kombat games between MK 3 and MK9. Shaolin Monks, Deception, none of them. I beat them all, but couldnt tell you what happened or why.

Also - the Splinter Cells games. Theres a russian president in one, and theres another where you go to Jerusalem, but the hell if no what Sam Fisher was up to.
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Assassins Creed: Revelations

Definitely the worst of the Ezio trilogy. I didn't like that it went back to the drab city from the first game, now with an orange, smoggy filter over it. Only thing I remember is a mission where you beat up minstrels to steal their outfits. And some underground city you set on fire, which is where I took a months-long break, since I was burnt out from playing the previous two immediately beforehand.

I also thought it was unnecessary. By this point, Ezio had accomplished his two biggest goals: Avenging his family and restoring the assassin brotherhood, and he had become extremely wealthy along the way. At that point, it's time to retire.
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Grandia 3

I only remember MCs mom is a party member for a while and she's quite strong. Can't even remember MCs name and the plot.
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That one fantasy game where you go to a colonial settlement on a continent and you can have like magic and guns and stuff.

I genuinely can't think of the name of the game or even give you much more a description of it.
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Grandia 3

I only remember MCs mom is a party member for a while and she's quite strong. Can't even remember MCs name and the plot.
I have no idea why I never played this. I absolutely love 1 and 2, and even had Xtreme. But I never got the 3rd one for some reason.
...I think I'm done here...
DuranOfForcena posted...
Greedfall?
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The campaigns for the original SW Battlefront.
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Halo. I beat the first 3 and know nothing about the story.
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I don't know if there's a game out there I've played and don't remember anything about it. I usually remember at least bits and pieces of at least the gameplay. The games I don't remember a thing about them playing, odds are, I likely also don't remember playing the game at all. Unless I see a clip of the game that jogs my memory.
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So I played Sonic Rush and I remember repeatedly jumping off a bend to my death at one point and then giving up on the game. But then a couple months ago I started up the game again to find that I had apparently beaten it, which I don't remember doing at all. Not sure if it was just a freak malfunction of the game card or the hardware or if I actually went back and finished it at some point and completely forgot.
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