Would you be a Cart Narc for $2000 a day?

You're given the opportunity to become a Cart Narc. You have to identify yourself as "Agent (Your Username)" when out in the field.

You'll be assigned a busy parking lot per day to patrol, and you'll get paid $2000 after each 8 hour shift. Your job is pretty much to do exactly what the Cart Narc himself does (if you don't know, look it up on YouTube). You have to confront people who leave their shopping carts out, and if they don't take it back you have to call them a lazybones and throw magnets on their car. You also have to initiate the confrontations by waving a wand and making the same "alarm noises" he does.

You'll be wearing a bodycam and vest. Your footage will be reviewed at the end of the day and if it's found you weren't sufficiently confrontational and/or let too many lazybones' off the hook, you'll only get minimum wage for the day instead of the $2k. It won't be super strict, and you'll get paid the full amount as long as you at least make an effort. This is more for the people who just think they'd wander a parking lot all day doing nothing and get the money.

Would you do this and if so, how often?

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