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Babidi123
10/28/2023
03:54 PM
#1
https://news.yahoo.com/funeral-worker-arrested-sex-doll-115458526.html

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HighOnSolar
10/28/2023
03:56 PM
#2
man what
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Foppe
10/28/2023
03:56 PM
#3
Must have been one hell of a doll.
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eggcorn
10/28/2023
03:57 PM
#4
I can appreciate the frugality
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DrizztLink
10/28/2023
03:57 PM
#5
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KeeperOfShadows
10/28/2023
03:57 PM
#6
Understandable. It was just gonna go unused, anyway.
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__aCEr__
10/28/2023
03:58 PM
#7
Imagine having to settle for sloppy seconds with a sex doll.
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tremain07
10/28/2023
03:58 PM
#8
Bruh
A worthless existence
Kradek
10/28/2023
03:58 PM
#9
Well it's not like he'll need it anymore.

Or maybe they were friends and he's trying to save his family from seeing that, like Final Destination 2 when the guy realizes he's next to die and asks the other 2 to scrub the porn off his hard drive, and after they give him a disgusted look he says he doesn't want his mom to see it and cry.
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LinkDaLunatic
10/28/2023
03:59 PM
#10
DrizztLink posted...
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lmfao
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NeonTentacles
10/28/2023
03:59 PM
#11
Foppe posted...
Must have been one hell of a doll.
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Forty_Niners
10/28/2023
04:00 PM
#12
I've learned from Dave that sex dolls can and are insanely expensive.
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Notti
10/28/2023
04:00 PM
#13
It cleans itself naturally via use.

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GATTJT
10/28/2023
04:00 PM
#14
DrizztLink posted...
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R1masher
10/28/2023
04:06 PM
#16
Makes me wonder what he was doing before he stole the doll
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josifrees
10/28/2023
04:07 PM
#17
The doll was cheating on him
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KitKats
10/28/2023
04:12 PM
#18
Theyre testing the doll for DNA after finding the funeral worker in the dead mans apartment with disheveled clothing

her/she
Null_Gain
10/28/2023
04:14 PM
#19
Expected Florida Man, got Nebraska Man instead
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Turbam
10/28/2023
04:14 PM
#20
Piece of shit really creepin on widows
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Axiom
10/28/2023
04:15 PM
#21
She better come to life when no ones around to risk that
tremain07
10/28/2023
04:19 PM
#22
Axiom posted...
She better come to life when no ones around to risk that
We've the makings of a horror/porno here or a badly animated hentai
A worthless existence
UnfairRepresent
10/28/2023
04:21 PM
#23
Forty_Niners posted...
I've learned from Dave that sex dolls can and are insanely expensive.
i know they expensive because I saw that article on that Japanese guy who spend half a million on sex dolls

And he still didn't have THAT many
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Smackems
10/28/2023
04:24 PM
#24
Null_Gain posted...
Expected Florida Man, got Nebraska Man instead
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CyrusV
10/28/2023
04:28 PM
#25
Well, the dead man didn't need it anymore.
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brestugo
10/28/2023
04:29 PM
#26
a property manager found him inside the locked apartment with his clothing disheveled.


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Notti
10/28/2023
04:33 PM
#27
Honestly, the dead man would have wanted her to live a full life without him.

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Thermador446
10/28/2023
04:47 PM
#28
If it was Alaska, the state would make the doll pay for the rape test kit.
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Lil_Bit83
10/28/2023
05:23 PM
#29
That's pretty gross.
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majin_nemesis
10/31/2023
07:29 AM
#31
if i was the dead man family i would just give the sex doll to him, i can imagine anyone else wanting the doll although i would scan the doll first to make sure nothing valuable was hidden in the doll
EyeWontBeFooled
10/31/2023
07:32 AM
#32
This isn't the sequel to M3gan. Yet.
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DemonBuffet
10/31/2023
07:35 AM
#33
Surprised this wasnt Florida man.
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littlebro07
10/31/2023
07:36 AM
#34
Probably one of those lifelike ones

If he did this for a standard balloon looking one then god damn thats a level of horny not before seen
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Ricemills
10/31/2023
07:41 AM
#35
Maybe the dead man left a message to get rid of his porns and sex toys when he die?
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EyeWontBeFooled
10/31/2023
07:43 AM
#36
Ricemills posted...
Maybe the dead man left a message to get rid of his porns and sex toys when he die?
That sounds like something you gotta get in the will or something, damn.
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FinalBraveNUT
10/31/2023
07:53 AM
#37
Oh shit. This is real?
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TheMikh
10/31/2023
07:56 AM
#38
not sure why they need to do a dna test, he was literally caught with his pants down
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WesternMedia
11/01/2023
10:17 PM
#39
I can see this as a sitcom gag where a robber takes the sex doll and not any of the actual valuables.
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DragonClaw01
11/01/2023
10:34 PM
#40
But the question is whether the doll is hot
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Mechu
11/01/2023
10:35 PM
#41
Priorities.
Constant isolation and distress.
Master_Kazuya
11/01/2023
10:54 PM
#42
It must have been embarrassing to get caught, he's probably gonna take this secret to the grave
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Foppe
11/02/2023
10:19 AM
#43
WesternMedia posted...
I can see this as a sitcom gag where a robber takes the sex doll and not any of the actual valuables.
Perhaps the judge will sentence him to become a butler?
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Returning_CEmen
11/02/2023
10:23 AM
#44
The property manager can now have her all to himself!
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The_Wheelman1
11/02/2023
10:25 AM
#45
Which CEmen is this?
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Foppe
11/02/2023
10:26 AM
#46
The_Wheelman1 posted...
Which CEmen is this?
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Luteo
11/02/2023
10:26 AM
#47
I was guessing Florida or Texas but it ended up being Nebraska surprisingly
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Trevorkkho
11/02/2023
10:32 AM
#48
the life like one with good costume is like a few grands.
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BurmesePenguin
11/02/2023
10:44 AM
#49
I was expecting Japanman
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nocturnal_traveler
11/02/2023
11:01 AM
#50
If I was the judge I'd give him a light sentence. The shame and embarrassment is already a pretty hefty punishment.
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