ITT: Post random video game quotes. Preferably funny ones.

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-Unowninator-
10/07/2023
10:55 PM
#1
Yuck! Papa, you're stinky! Go shower now, stinky!
Pokemon DPPt and the remakes.

Yes, I see you. And no, I don't care.
Portal 2.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Also Portal 2.
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bigtiggie23
10/07/2023
11:03 PM
#2
Wanna know what I wear under this kilt? Your girlfriend's lipstick!"

Roddy Piper, Saint's Row 4
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
LordOfTheCats
10/07/2023
11:04 PM
#3
Floor ice cream gives you health!
Kid Icarus: Uprising
sabin017
10/07/2023
11:12 PM
#4
Twenty-three is number one!
https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif
bigtiggie23
10/07/2023
11:14 PM
#5
You little hoochies!

The final boss of Lufia 2.
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
ViewtifulJoe
10/07/2023
11:25 PM
#6
"You will give me an egg ."
Still waiting on that third threat
Tom_Joad
10/07/2023
11:30 PM
#7
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!"
Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
sfcalimari
10/07/2023
11:38 PM
#8
Sodom from I think Street Fighter Alpha 2 or 3

Boku wa itchy bun desu!! (I am the best!!)"

"I am the inspiration of all game fans! No... Really I AM!!"

"Kick on see mat show! (We are good friends!)"

"Meet saw, show you? (How do you want it?)"

"My moves are quite special, aren't they?"

"No, you've got it all wrong; I don't hate you! I like you!!!"

"Oretachi wa mutt achy da! (We are dogs in pain!)"

"Please don't thank me. In fact, 'Don't touch my moustache!'"
"Tether even a roasted chicken."
- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
FlyEaglesFly24
10/07/2023
11:42 PM
#9
You big stupid jellyfish!
My resolution - the next time the Eagles are in the Superbowl, I'm going!
February 10th, 2023
masterpug53
10/07/2023
11:51 PM
#10
"We're back with Best Friend Tabitha, who was just telling us why humans should STAY THE HELL AWAAAY ...err, keep their distance...from the State of Utobitha."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
mercurydude
10/07/2023
11:57 PM
#11
"You are all traitors to the empire. You will be interrogated, tortured---you WILL give me the names of your friends and allies---andthenyouwilldie." - Palpatine, The Force Unleashed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLfPP_gYeOw
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast
bigtiggie23
10/08/2023
01:01 AM
#12
I always liked the way Faris said "Would you want to be the only woman on a ship full of pirates?" in FF5.
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
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VFalcone
10/08/2023
02:09 AM
#14
Cortana: "You look nice!"

Master Chief and Johnson in unison: "Thanks/Thank you!"
*They briefly stare each other down*

Halo 2
bigtiggie23
10/08/2023
02:10 AM
#15
DuranOfForcena posted...
"Son of a submariner! They'll pay for this..."

wtf lol, i don't remember this
It's right before you beat him I believe. It's quick too so if you are hitting buttons you could miss it.

https://images.app.goo.gl/auz1w6FoVLpWgFN27
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
mercurydude
10/08/2023
02:14 AM
#16
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAC89BAAE6W9.jpg
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast
-Unowninator-
10/08/2023
06:24 AM
#17
Anyone remember what game this is from?

Warning! Don't swim in the lava. (Duh)
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Tora_Sami
10/08/2023
06:34 AM
#18
https://youtu.be/3llBqByNOUk?si=-x-jSHKBCD9zNpug
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Shotgunnova
10/08/2023
06:49 AM
#19
Dorian : What would you say Blackwall's best feature is, Vivienne?
Vivienne : His absence, of course.
Blackwall : I can hear both of you.
Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
Foppe
10/08/2023
07:43 AM
#20
Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!

-Cid FF7
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