ITT: Post random video game quotes. Preferably funny ones.

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Sodom from I think Street Fighter Alpha 2 or 3

Boku wa itchy bun desu!! (I am the best!!)"

"I am the inspiration of all game fans! No... Really I AM!!"

"Kick on see mat show! (We are good friends!)"

"Meet saw, show you? (How do you want it?)"

"My moves are quite special, aren't they?"

"No, you've got it all wrong; I don't hate you! I like you!!!"

"Oretachi wa mutt achy da! (We are dogs in pain!)"

"Please don't thank me. In fact, 'Don't touch my moustache!'"
"Tether even a roasted chicken."
- Yamamoto Tsunetomo