A lazybones tells the Cart Narc to shut the fuck up in a parking garage

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Too lazy to roll the cart over 20 feet, but not lazy enough to come charging violently at the Narc smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KaKCHpiXM
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Boy, that thumbnail is certainly, something.
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also too lazy to put on clothes after his underwear
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Damn_Underscore posted...
also too lazy to put on clothes after his underwear
That's a person in SF, some crazy festival going on. He talks about it in the video.
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Put up your carts people!!
Definitely NOT going to click on that.
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Is that Joe Brandon in the thumbnail?
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Definitely NOT going to click on that.
Don't like the Cart Narc?
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That's not where the cart goes
How quaint.
Throwing something at someone's car? Nah, I'm all about shaming people that don't put their carts back, but don't touch their cars.
Great, he's finally in the bay area. There's a handful of neighborhoods I'd love for him to try his antics.
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Right in front of a five year old.
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Dude at the end just didn't give a shit at all :V
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Jfc whoever was recording that is annoying as fuck
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im starting to wonder if these are staged, like almost every other 'for profit' video we see on the internet today.
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Good. They need to be told to shut the fuck up. Harassing people for views isn't a good deed.
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GranolaPanic posted...
Remember when the Cart Narc sexually harassed a woman and said that she was jerking off homeless people?

Hes a terrible person.

That one made it to 500, didn't it?
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
im starting to wonder if these are staged, like almost every other 'for profit' video we see on the internet today.

I think they are. Some of them are more egregious in this regard (some of the acting can be pretty bad), but I think they're all staged. Someone this annoying would have been beaten up very easily by someone having a bad day. Every time someone does seem like they're about to run him down, they back off at the last second. That doesn't happen in real life.
Giant_Aspirin posted...
im starting to wonder if these are staged, like almost every other 'for profit' video we see on the internet today.
He has rustled enough internet jimmies that if these were being staged, there would be plenty of evidence by now.
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C_Pain posted...
That's not where the cart goes

That's right, in the square hole.
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GranolaPanic posted...
Remember when the Cart Narc sexually harassed a woman and said that she was jerking off homeless people?

Hes a terrible person.
I remember when he caught a homeless person jerking off. He weirdly had a lot of follow up questions about it
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Asherlee10 posted...
Is this true?

Yes. He also stalked two women to their home.
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So he had to come up with the magnet as to explain why people dont just drive away. But also he had to script them to rage out over the magnet for it to even work.....
There can be only one.
He also uses we when talking about himself in the third person Doctor Phil dig into that ass over that
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Yeah I don't think Cart Narc is staging these encounters, but he most likely filter, by picking and choosing, his interactions and annoys them enough to get a certain "response" out of them. That's what a lot of these youtubers who don't "fake their pranks" do. Do something enough to get a rise out of the person to fish out a reaction to make an "exciting" video, but not soo much you get can yourself into a lawsuit for. Apparently my friend said that he listens to the Woody Allen show a lot and there was an incident where he almost got shot by some dude in Texas.
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Prestoff posted...
Yeah I don't think Cart Narc is staging these encounters, but he most likely filters his interactions to get a certain "response" out of them. That's what a lot of these youtubers who don't "fake their pranks" do. Do something enough to get a rise out of the person to fish out a reaction to make an "exciting" video, but not soo much you get can yourself into a lawsuit for. Apparently my friend said that he listens to the Woody Allen show a lot and there was an incident where he almost got shot by some dude in Texas.
With how gun crazy some people are, I'm actually surprised he hasn't been shot at before. People have been shot at over something as small as giving someone the middle finger. And he's over here harassing people and throwing shit at their cars.
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Why doesn't the narc do the polite thing and put the cart away for him? Hmm?
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Like Batman, narc cant be everywhere at once. So he must rule with fear. When I see a stray cart I put it back, just in case narc is watching. As it should be.
NoxObscuras posted...
With how gun crazy some people are, I'm actually surprised he hasn't been shot at before. People have been shot at over something as small as giving someone the middle finger. And he's over here harassing people and throwing shit at their cars.
Psychologically it probably helps he wears official looking safety gear and has a wand and all that.

Paragon21XX posted...
Why doesn't the narc do the polite thing and put the cart away for him? Hmm?
He often does if they admit to being a lazybones, and always puts them away after an unsuccessful confrontation.
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DnDer posted...
That one made it to 500, didn't it?
It also resulted in a lot of suspensions from his fans that didn't see an issue with repeating it and arguing that she deserved to be sexually harassed over a shopping cart.
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A_Good_Boy posted...
It also resulted in a lot of suspensions from his fans that didn't see an issue with repeating it and arguing that she deserved to be sexually harassed over a shopping cart.

Honestly, when I saw that topic I noticed most of the people okay with the sexual harassment Cart Narc was doing was from shit posters, which may or may not have a correlation with the Cart Narc fanbase.
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I wasn't there for the topic, I'm imagining there's a better basis for the sexual harassment then, he's a man and they were a woman and he told them to put their cart away?
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dioxxys posted...
I wasn't there for the topic, I'm imagining there's a better basis for the sexual harassment then, he's a man and they were a woman and he told them to put their cart away?
He made a remark that suggested that the woman is tired because she was performing a certain sex act for homeless men.
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Sebastian Davis is a shitty person.
They/Them
GranolaPanic posted...
Sebastian did usual thing of looking around and following people. This time he was doing his Dr. Phil character. He confronts the woman that didnt return her cart and wants a reason on why she didnt return it. She says that she was tired. He then said that she was tired from jerking off homeless people all day. The woman is obviously offended and says shes going to call the police. He then repeated it and started mocking her.

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