"Can you explain this gap in your employment history"?

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ClayGuida posted...
Just don't have a gap. Claim you worked for Toys R Us, Twitter, Circuit City, or anywhere else that is either bankrupt or has no actual PR department for an employer to call.
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"I didn't have a job"
I was exploring the effects of salvia divinorum and dextromethorphan hydrobromide on the mental state of the average NEET during those months.
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
"I didn't have a job"
I may as well've said that. They asked "What were you doing during this period" and I answered "looking for a job."
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I just tell them I did OF during that time. I meant doordash.
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ClayGuida posted...
Just don't have a gap. Claim you worked for Toys R Us, Twitter, Circuit City, or anywhere else that is either bankrupt or has no actual PR department for an employer to call.

I feel like they would catch on to that.

"I worked for Kmart."
"...Kmart hasn't been a thing for like 6 years."
".............Shhhh."

Though, hey. Who knows. Maybe "Shhh" would work!
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Jagr_68 posted...
Cuz I'm da boss.
^this.
I took 4 months off intentionally between jobs, I had no issue at all explaining that I just wanted some time off and that I spent some of that time learning new skills in the only interview I applied for afterward (which I got and currently work at now)
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The one time someone actually asked about the gap in my experience in an interview I answered something along the lines of "I thought about going back to school but then I didn't."

I didn't get that job
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Mearcstapa posted...
Why should that even matter to an employer.

It's none of their fucking business.
In case you were in jail, a mental hospital, house arrest or whatever, and didn't disclose it.

Or something like, "I was suing my former employer so I was in court everyday. Don't worry, won't be a problem because I bankrupted them."
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PurpleOutsider posted...
In case you were in jail, a mental hospital, house arrest or whatever, and didn't disclose it.

Or something like, "I was suing my former employer so I was in court everyday. Don't worry, won't be a problem because I bankrupted them."

Or even just "I decided I didn't want to work, so I suddenly quit and stopped working."

There are numerous reasons a new employer might care.
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PurpleOutsider posted...
In case you were in jail, a mental hospital, house arrest or whatever, and didn't disclose it.

Ban the box, ban discrimination and stigma against mental illness, ban the box. Solved.

None of those are my employer's fucking business.
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DnDer posted...
Ban the box, ban discrimination and stigma against mental illness, ban the box. Solved.

None of those are my employer's fucking business.

To be fair, depending what you were in jail for, it's absolutely an employer's business. If you were in jail for child pornography, for example, a day care or summer camp would probably like to know that info.
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StealThisSheen posted...
To be fair, depending what you were in jail for, it's absolutely an employer's business. If you were in jail for child pornography, for example, a day care or summer camp would probably like to know that info.
I work in schools. You have to pass a particularly thorough background check to get those jobs. I think they're done annually too.
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masterbarf posted...
I work in schools. You have to pass a particularly thorough background check to get those jobs. I think they're done annually too.

depends. working in public schools in any official capacity, yes. working as a counselor at a summer camp or a youth leader at a church for example, not so much

the point is saying "my criminal history is no business of my employer" is definitely missing the mark
There are legitimate reasons an employer would want to know about gaps. If they unfairly discriminate based on that, then yes, screw them. But just saying "It's not anybody's business" is full of problems.
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StealThisSheen posted...
To be fair, depending what you were in jail for, it's absolutely an employer's business. If you were in jail for child pornography, for example, a day care or summer camp would probably like to know that info.

That's what background checks are for.
I mean, it's a pretty horrid check if it consists of "hey, before we hire you, you have to tell us if you've been in jail for child pornography. And promise not to lie, because we're going to take your word."
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Requiem posted...
That's what background checks are for.
I mean, it's a pretty horrid check if it consists of "hey, before we hire you, you have to tell us if you've been in jail for child pornography. And promise not to lie, because we're going to take your word."

Obviously, but an employer would ideally like to know things like "I've been in jail" before having to pay to run a background check to begin with, which is why they ask. Running background checks isn't free, they don't want to have to do it for literally every applicant. Thus, if an applicant's application seems suspect, they ask questions. If somebody answers said question in an (apparently) honest manner, then take them on their word and double check with the background check. But if somebody is dodging the question or reacts suspiciously, then you can likely avoid wasting the time/money on the background check and just not consider them further.
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StealThisSheen posted...
To be fair, depending what you were in jail for, it's absolutely an employer's business. If you were in jail for child pornography, for example, a day care or summer camp would probably like to know that info.

I think that's covered by the legal requirement to disclose your status on the various offender registries? Aren't you required to tell your neighbors or anyone who might employ you around kids about your offense?

That's baked into the sentence for that crime and makes it a bad example.

By and large, an employer should not have a right to ask you that on an application for employment. That's what "ban the box" is for. It's there to prevent outright discrimination against felons who have already served their sentence from being punished again.

But the examples of jail or house arrest or mental illness? Those... aren't of the scale and heinousness of what gets you put on an offender registry. It's not an applicable comparison.

Also, there's a difference between banning the box and banning background checks.
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StealThisSheen posted...
Thus, if an applicant's application seems suspect, they ask questions.

But the "convicted of a felony" box isn't "ask questions," at all. It's a "circular file" flag for HR or the software, and is discrimination.
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DnDer posted...
I think that's covered by the legal requirement to disclose your status on the various offender registries? Aren't you required to tell your neighbors or anyone who might employ you around kids about your offense?

That's baked into the sentence for that crime and makes it a bad example.

By and large, an employer should not have a right to ask you that on an application for employment. That's what "ban the box" is for. It's there to prevent outright discrimination against felons who have already served their sentence from being punished again.

But the examples of jail or house arrest or mental illness? Those... aren't of the scale and heinousness of what gets you put on an offender registry. It's not an applicable comparison.

Also, there's a difference between banning the box and banning background checks.
Ok, theyll ban asking for it. But your criminal record is public information and they can still look it up. Outside of that, it is a government record that can be provided via a FOIA request.
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DnDer posted...
But the "convicted of a felony" box isn't "ask questions," at all. It's a "circular file" flag for HR or the software, and is discrimination.

Regardless of how you personally feel it is applied, it serves a purpose. If somebody who has been convicted of a felony refuses to answer questions and pushes back against the idea of you running a background check, then that is a worthwhile warning flag.
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i think the point is if your company is in a sector that runs background checks, and the applicant has a wide employment gap and is like "i was in jail but also dont run a background check plz" then its pretty safe to disqualify them without wasting any more time
pnut027 posted...
Can you explain the gap in your employee history?

Haha, nice!
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DnDer posted...
Ban the box, ban discrimination and stigma against mental illness, ban the box. Solved.

None of those are my employer's fucking business.

If its a factor that affects your suitability for the post, it is.
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