"Can you explain this gap in your employment history"?

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Mearcstapa posted...
Why should that even matter to an employer.

It's none of their fucking business.
In case you were in jail, a mental hospital, house arrest or whatever, and didn't disclose it.

Or something like, "I was suing my former employer so I was in court everyday. Don't worry, won't be a problem because I bankrupted them."
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!