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legendarylemur
05/19/2023
04:58 AM
#1
We have bouncers so don't even try to pull a fast one on us
"Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo
https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg
Big_Nabendu
05/19/2023
04:59 AM
#2
I don't even own a switch
So im in

The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.
\[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu
MJOLNRVII
05/19/2023
05:01 AM
#3
I'm not creative enough to craft my own penis in the new Zelda. If it weren't for people reposting these vids/tweets all over the internet I wouldn't have even thought of it. Seriously though I've barely played it since release day because I'm trying to finish another game right now.
https://i.imgtc.ws/WBp3VHL.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/aGc8opg.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/tQBwJ35.gif
pegusus123456
05/19/2023
05:02 AM
#4
Big_Nabendu posted...
I don't even own a switch
So im in

http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif
So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur
wackyteen
05/19/2023
05:12 AM
#5
I haven't even played BotW let alone TotK so
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
Gobstoppers12
05/19/2023
05:32 AM
#6
I will never purchase a Switch.
(He/Him)
I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry.
The_Korey
05/19/2023
05:40 AM
#7
I haven't done this because I don't have the gam

... yet
https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png
https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png
Irony
05/19/2023
05:46 AM
#8
I will never buy this game
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
Trumble
05/19/2023
05:56 AM
#9
I haven't played TotK at all (or any Zelda game other than the original, which didn't keep my interest for very long), so by extension I haven't made penii in it. But if I did play it, I would certianly make a dong or two.
The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself.
http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html
shironinja
05/19/2023
05:58 AM
#10
does it count if it isnt a flamethrower?
Now or never.
BloodMoon7
05/19/2023
06:12 AM
#11
I am very lazy and can't be bothered to even attach together two boulders and a log.
My maid will hear about this.
DCinGA
05/19/2023
12:03 PM
#12
Link doesn't have his own?
legendarylemur
05/19/2023
06:57 PM
#13
shironinja posted...
does it count if it isnt a flamethrower?
No matter how small, a penis is a penis
"Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo
https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg
Vokrent
05/19/2023
07:02 PM
#14
can't play the game, can't make penises.

not that i would anyways. i'm not really that kind of person
The four protectors fired 41 shots, hitting him 19 times.
Searching the body, there were no weapons found. He lies with those who died in vain.
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