Idk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.

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Current Events » Idk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/2023
01:20 PM
#1
Just because they make you a delicious drink doesn't mean they are in love with you.
"Context Matters"
Vokrent
03/02/2023
01:20 PM
#2
i have an acquaintance on a discord server who today asked me to wish him luck as he went to the coffee shop to ask a girl out.

i was like... don't ask her out on the clock man.
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TicketOak
03/02/2023
01:21 PM
#3
You can't tell me to do a god damn thing.
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Heartomaton
03/02/2023
01:21 PM
#4
Nonsense. If she interacts with me then it obviously means she loves me.
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Were_Wyrm
03/02/2023
01:22 PM
#5
But they made it with love, that was the secret ingredient.
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meestermj
03/02/2023
01:28 PM
#6
I fell for a batista while working in the same mall. We became good friends really fast, but were never in a situation to be a couple.
Eventually she moved away and we drifted because we're both bad at keeping in touch.
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A_Good_Boy
03/02/2023
01:29 PM
#7
Then they need to stop memorizing my drink order.
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voldothegr8
03/02/2023
01:30 PM
#8
Vokrent posted...
i was like... don't ask her out on the clock man.
What's he supposed to do, stalk her and wait for her to leave? Because that's way less creepy.
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BurmesePenguin
03/02/2023
01:31 PM
#9
There should be a law that female baristas have to be naked on the job.
FL81
03/02/2023
01:36 PM
#10
my local barista was flirting with me the other day and I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to leave
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SquantoZ
03/02/2023
01:43 PM
#11
FL81 posted...
my local barista was flirting with me the other day and I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to leave

this happened

A_Good_Boy posted...
Then they need to stop memorizing my drink order.

How dare they lead you on like that?

Were_Wyrm posted...
But they made it with love, that was the secret ingredient.

Love doesn't taste sweet
"Context Matters"
DipDipDiver
03/02/2023
01:50 PM
#12
But she was wearing a bikini
pinky0926
03/02/2023
01:50 PM
#13
I will fall in love every time but I will also not be creepy thank you
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Ruvan22
03/02/2023
01:55 PM
#14
voldothegr8 posted...
What's he supposed to do, stalk her and wait for her to leave? Because that's way less creepy.

True stalking and waiting is worse but that doesn't mean asking out on the clock is the ONLY option
kage_53
03/02/2023
02:00 PM
#15
FL81 posted...
my local barista was flirting with me the other day and I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to leave
Waste of an opportunity.
divot1338
03/02/2023
02:00 PM
#16
The barista at my Starbucks got divorced six months ago and is thirsty .
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rexcrk
03/02/2023
02:00 PM
#17
SquantoZ posted...
Just because they make you a delicious drink doesn't mean they are in love with you.
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SquantoZ
03/02/2023
02:02 PM
#18
divot1338 posted...
The barista at my Starbucks got divorced six months ago and is thirsty .

She can make herself a drink.
"Context Matters"
thronedfire2
03/02/2023
02:02 PM
#19
What about waitresses?
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NoxObscuras
03/02/2023
02:03 PM
#20
If the other topic about asking out cashier's is any indication, a lot of guys on CE need to hear this
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SquantoZ
03/02/2023
02:03 PM
#21
thronedfire2 posted...
What about waitresses?

Imagine falling in love with someone who is just being nice to you for tips. Just the tip.
"Context Matters"
Ruvan22
03/02/2023
02:06 PM
#22
thronedfire2 posted...
What about waitresses?

I'd say (generally speaking) anybody that is forced/has to interact you is probably not a good choice to pursue/ask out.. waitresses, cashiers, staff at places you go to a lot, etc

Of course I mean pursue/ask out *in* that location...
thronedfire2
03/02/2023
02:07 PM
#23
SquantoZ posted...
Imagine falling in love with someone who is just being nice to you for tips. Just the tip.

I give good tip
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
divot1338
03/02/2023
02:57 PM
#24
voldothegr8 posted...
What's he supposed to do, stalk her and wait for her to leave? Because that's way less creepy.
Tie a note to a brick and throw it through the front windshield of her car.
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ApherosyLove
03/02/2023
02:59 PM
#25
I'm more in love with the delicious drink.
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SquantoZ
03/02/2023
03:32 PM
#26
ApherosyLove posted...
I'm more in love with the delicious drink.

this great post
"Context Matters"
StormSignal
03/03/2023
02:50 PM
#27
but they are so kawaii
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The_Korey
03/04/2023
05:46 AM
#28
My pick up artists told me if she makes eye kontact for more than 4 seconds, I'm in. Nice try, random guy on CE.
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Anony1125
03/04/2023
05:53 AM
#29
Whenever I hear guys talk about how in retrospect they realized a girl was giving off clear indications she wanted them, I always assume like 75% of the time it's just wishful thinking.
Feeling really good.
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angeleyes94
03/04/2023
07:48 AM
#30
divot1338 posted...

Tie a note to a brick and throw it through the front windshield of her car.


Sound advice?

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St0rmFury
03/04/2023
07:51 AM
#31
"Is she flirting hard with me or is she just Canadian?"
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Supersex420
03/04/2023
07:55 AM
#32
Ok
i spent 25 minutes reading what you said
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FunkyCat
03/04/2023
08:41 AM
#33
But she SMILED!

Why else would she smile if she doesn't want to get down
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Lvaneede
03/04/2023
09:14 AM
#34
Not a barista, but there is a young woman who works at the cinema who I see sometimes who is really cute.
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YugiNoob
03/04/2023
09:19 AM
#35
voldothegr8 posted...
What's he supposed to do, stalk her and wait for her to leave? Because that's way less creepy.
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angeleyes94
03/04/2023
09:26 AM
#36
Walmart chick's are e cee, too easy
You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P
Revelation34
03/04/2023
09:26 AM
#37
Ruvan22 posted...


True stalking and waiting is worse but that doesn't mean asking out on the clock is the ONLY option


It is if you don't want to be a stalker.
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SquantoZ
03/04/2023
10:54 AM
#38
The_Korey posted...
My pick up artists told me if she makes eye kontact for more than 4 seconds, I'm in. Nice try, random guy on CE.

Did she actually tell you that though or did you just imagine it?
"Context Matters"
Ruvan22
03/04/2023
11:52 AM
#39
Revelation34 posted...
It is if you don't want to be a stalker.

I mean there's also the option of not trying to pursue anything with that specific girl...
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