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Beefbud
02/16/2021
09:58 PM
#1
how do you eat french fries with ketchup while driving?





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uwnim
02/16/2021
10:00 PM
#2
I don't eat fries with ketchup while driving.
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Dark_SilverX
02/16/2021
10:01 PM
#3
Take both hands off the wheel while I use them to enjoy.
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RebelElite791
02/16/2021
10:02 PM
#4
I don't, I just eat the fries. Hell I rarely eat ketchup with my fries anyways
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SamsungGearS2
02/16/2021
10:02 PM
#5
RebelElite791 posted...
I don't, I just eat the fries. Hell I rarely eat ketchup with my fries anyways
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Beefbud
02/16/2021
11:03 PM
#6
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HighOnSolar
02/16/2021
11:04 PM
#7
I either eat the fries plain or wait until I get home to eat everything
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Kombucha
02/16/2021
11:08 PM
#8
I just opt to forego sauces.
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The Popo
02/16/2021
11:14 PM
#9
Build a nice slathering of ketchup on the steering wheel at 12 oclock. Maybe some over the center of the wheel too, and even some on the drivers side visor and drivers side window. That way, I have plenty of dipping options.

If someone cuts me off and I enter a blind rage where I cant concentrate, I want to make sure I will likely get some ketchup on my fries as I flail about in a deranged, maddened stupor.
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Drpooplol
02/16/2021
11:15 PM
#10
RebelElite791 posted...
I don't, I just eat the fries. Hell I rarely eat ketchup with my fries anyways

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averagejoel
02/16/2021
11:17 PM
#11
very carefully
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Wii_Shaker
02/16/2021
11:18 PM
#12
I hold the dip in between my thumb and index finger and the fry container with my other three fingers.

Use the other hand to grab fries and dip.
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Paragon21XX
02/16/2021
11:19 PM
#13
I eat fries plain while driving.
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googs19
02/16/2021
11:21 PM
#14
I don't eat while driving.
pauIie
02/16/2021
11:22 PM
#15
RebelElite791 posted...
I don't, I just eat the fries. Hell I rarely eat ketchup with my fries anyways

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ModLogic
02/16/2021
11:23 PM
#16
chicken salt > sauce
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PoundGarden
02/16/2021
11:30 PM
#17
Blend the fries and ketchup together into a kind of smoothie and drink with a straw like a normal person
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yunalenne10
02/16/2021
11:36 PM
#18
Have your bf/gf feed it to you.
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cjsdowg
02/16/2021
11:49 PM
#19
I put ketchup on he fries while they are in the carton and then drink the fries.
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