If you could have one talisman from Jackie Chan Adventures, which would it be?

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pegusus123456
04/26/2017
03:51 AM
#1
I'm a rat in the Chinese zodiac apparently










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Left out Tiger because it essentially does nothing. It's said to balance out the other eleven talismans and its only practical effect is that if you break it in half, whoever's holding it will be split into their good and evil halves. Combined Dragon and Pig because they're very similar.

And just to make the Rat's powers clear: if, for example, you brought a Superman doll to life, it would have all the powers of Superman.
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ThePrinceFish
04/26/2017
03:53 AM
#2
I was trying not to pick energy beams

but fuck it, energy beams.

Runner up: Invisibility
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King Rial
04/26/2017
03:54 AM
#3
Can I heal other people with the Horse Talisman?
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pegusus123456
04/26/2017
03:55 AM
#4
King Rial posted...
Can I heal other people with the Horse Talisman?

Yes. The only caveat is that it has to have physical contact.
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SoundNetwork
04/26/2017
04:08 AM
#5
i'd be this crazy ass witch doctor making people eat wasp nests with eel intestines then i'd just use the talisman and HEAL THE FUCK OUT OF THEM

can troll and bring goodness to the world!
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Shotgunnova
04/26/2017
04:59 AM
#6
Horse

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garan
04/26/2017
04:52 PM
#7
I am a Horse, so I might as well go with that.
pegusus123456
04/26/2017
11:30 PM
#8
Nobody wants to make a living Superman statue

smh
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Xelltrix
04/26/2017
11:32 PM
#9
Horse or Dog, leaning towards Horse.


I'm still not sure why dog is immortality. I don't get Pig being Lasers either. The rest I can kind of reason to some degree, but I just don't get those two at all. Must be something cultural that I missed due to cultural differences.
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Phantom_Nook
04/26/2017
11:34 PM
#10
Horse for sure.
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NOM
04/26/2017
11:35 PM
#11
Wabbit
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MJ_Max
04/26/2017
11:36 PM
#12
Give me the magic Katara healing powers.
pegusus123456
04/27/2017
12:21 AM
#13
Xelltrix posted...

I'm still not sure why dog is immortality. I don't get Pig being Lasers either. The rest I can kind of reason to some degree, but I just don't get those two at all. Must be something cultural that I missed due to cultural differences.

The pig doesn't really make any sense, but the dog has this one attributed to it:
"The dog talisman is best friend to man, it restores youthful energy to its holder and grants eternal life."

And in looking up that quote, I discovered I was actually wrong. The dog talisman will make you completely immune to harm, you'll just still feel the pain of whatever injury you receive.
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gguirao
04/27/2017
04:52 AM
#14
Horse.
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