Johnny_Eagle posted...
captpackrat posted...
I don't want some stranger eating my fries.
Because that happens every single time ever </
sarcasm>
That suddenly reminds me of when I was in high school, and my friend's girlfriend tried to eat some of my fries at lunch. And then I slapped her hand away and told her "Look, you're not fucking
me
, you don't get to steal
my
food."
Ironically, it turned out later that I might have been one of the few people she
wasn't
fucking. I might have been able to parlay a few fries for a blowjob or something. Curse my hungry metabolism!