Would you rather poo mint ice cream or urinate lemonade?

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Poll of the Day » Would you rather poo mint ice cream or urinate lemonade?
goldbman
03/19/2018
10:58 PM
#1
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KJ StErOiDs
03/19/2018
11:06 PM
#2
Lemonade.

Not only would the cold of the ice cream be very painful, the mint would also irritate the tender anal tissues.
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WastelandCowboy
03/19/2018
11:10 PM
#3
Pee lemonade. Then I can be like Bear Grylls and drink my own piss.
LinkPizza
03/19/2018
11:15 PM
#4
Pee lemonade, of course. First of all, not a big fan of mint. But secondly, in a survival situation, I believe the lemonade would be helpful...
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ungubby
03/19/2018
11:18 PM
#5
Is the lemonade warm?
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trodi_911
03/19/2018
11:42 PM
#6
Defecate mint ice cream. I'd rather have my toilet smell minty fresh.
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LinkPizza
03/19/2018
11:43 PM
#7
trodi_911 posted...
Defecate mint ice cream. I'd rather have my toilet smell minty fresh.

Also, this. But for lemonade. I like the smell of lemonade...
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EnvyFox
03/20/2018
12:05 AM
#8
Mint ice cream sucks! Lemonade all the way!
ASlaveObeys
03/20/2018
12:07 AM
#9
Lemonade is my favorite drink.
BigOlePappy
03/20/2018
12:08 AM
#10
Mint Ice Cream is the ****
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DocDelicious
03/20/2018
12:11 AM
#11
Pissing lemonade would hurt like a mother fucker, no thanks.
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gguirao
03/24/2018
01:40 PM
#12
Pee lemonade.
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Krow_Incarnate
03/24/2018
01:42 PM
#13
If I shit mint anything, I'd have the freshest ass ever.

Lemon anything would sting like hell.
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darcandkharg31
03/24/2018
01:42 PM
#14
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TheWorstPoster
03/24/2018
01:43 PM
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Poll of the Day » Would you rather poo mint ice cream or urinate lemonade?