Community vs It's Always Sunny: Day 2 (Britta vs Dee) Yeah I changed the rules

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In a battle of biggest, most destructive dumb blonde, who wins?


Always Sunny

1) Frank (Has eaten: Pierce)
2) Dee
3) Pondy
4) Artemis
5) Cricket
6) McPoyle Brothers
7) Mac
8) Waitress
9) Dennis
10) Charlie

Community

2) Britta
3) Shirley
4) Chang
5) Frankie
6) Elroy
7) Troy
8) Abed
9) Annie
10) Jeff

*Future battles subject to change

Since Frank won the last match in such a landslide, it became very obvious to me that he would've devoured everyone else. So I'm changing the rules up. Take that!

So on the left, we have...

Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds

- Dumb, but doesn't know it.
- Everyone hates her and actively tries to be done with her at every turn.
- "Goddamn stupid bitch"
- Whore
- Can't serve drinks, can't entertain people, can't do anything

On the right we have...

Britta Perry

- Dumb but doesn't know it.
- Everyone hates her, but they keep her around specifically because she makes them look better.
- Tries to manipulate others. Not only does she always fail, she actively makes the people around her worse
- Presumably engages in sex acts so vile that people are disgusted just hearing the audio of the act.
- Annoys bar patrons by trying to therapize them even though she doesn't even have a 2 year degree after 6 years of school.
- Winner of the "Trannie" Dance.
- Really, somehow, good at taking advantage of unsuspecting idiots to sell expensive, overengineered cars

Assume the winner will eat the loser.

Go
Are you not going to put "big flightless bird" in Dee's description???
Almost only counts in horseshoes and butter.
Too easy
You should('ve) put "the worst" under Britta
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED .
Well I guess everyone better vote for Britta so she can live to see another round!
Im gettin rid of Britta
All praise Mead
Dammit!

I shouldve put Ugh, Brittas in this? in the topic title. Everyone! Vote for her so I can do that at a later date!
Mead posted...
Im gettin rid of Britta

I'M GETTIN' RID OF THE B
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED .
Mead posted...
Im gettin rid of Britta

Gettin Ridda Britta
I-I really needed this~~
Why does everyone think I like girls?
You forgot that Dee is a crack addict.
I'm snotty because I prefer freshly cooked food that isn't full of fillers and/or preservatives.ha
http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg
Brittas also gone to school on Peyote and has smoked pot around school admins before.
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