Community vs It's Always Sunny: Day 2 (Britta vs Dee) Yeah I changed the rules

Poll of the Day

In a battle of biggest, most destructive dumb blonde, who wins?


Always Sunny

1) Frank (Has eaten: Pierce)
2) Dee
3) Pondy
4) Artemis
5) Cricket
6) McPoyle Brothers
7) Mac
8) Waitress
9) Dennis
10) Charlie

Community

2) Britta
3) Shirley
4) Chang
5) Frankie
6) Elroy
7) Troy
8) Abed
9) Annie
10) Jeff

*Future battles subject to change

Since Frank won the last match in such a landslide, it became very obvious to me that he would've devoured everyone else. So I'm changing the rules up. Take that!

So on the left, we have...

Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds

- Dumb, but doesn't know it.
- Everyone hates her and actively tries to be done with her at every turn.
- "Goddamn stupid bitch"
- Whore
- Can't serve drinks, can't entertain people, can't do anything

On the right we have...

Britta Perry

- Dumb but doesn't know it.
- Everyone hates her, but they keep her around specifically because she makes them look better.
- Tries to manipulate others. Not only does she always fail, she actively makes the people around her worse
- Presumably engages in sex acts so vile that people are disgusted just hearing the audio of the act.
- Annoys bar patrons by trying to therapize them even though she doesn't even have a 2 year degree after 6 years of school.
- Winner of the "Trannie" Dance.
- Really, somehow, good at taking advantage of unsuspecting idiots to sell expensive, overengineered cars

Assume the winner will eat the loser.

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