Who would you rather marry?

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Do I get to pick, or is it specifically that body or that head?
The headless body.

I won't have to hear nagging all the time.
Red_Frog posted...
Do I get to pick, or is it specifically that body or that head?

Sure, these where just ones I found on a google search. I forgot what searching headless body comes up with :/
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Bodyless head.
Conversation, blowjobs, and I can stuff her in a drawer if she annoys me.
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The head would just creep me out, the body, while somewhat creepy, is still good for sexy times, so that.
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DistantMemory posted...
The head would just creep me out, the body, while somewhat creepy, is still good for sexy times, so that.

I suppose in a way, it'd be easier to replace a head with something else than a body.
Headless body for sure

No talking

No seeing me fuck other bitches
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Headless body so I could have kids. She would not have to look at me though.

Is she consenting to kids? I would be bugged on how to get consent maybe brail?
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Marry the headless body. Be friends with the disembodied head. Then talk them into joining up for a threesome.
John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Can I marry a Dullahan and get both?
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Off with her head!
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A bodyless head, I guess. At least you can talk to each other and theres no farting.
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Can I marry a Dullahan

Get that unrealistic shit outta here!
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Out of the two choices, probably the body? Granted, how is the body going to be able to see or hear without a head?
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The body itself is literally dead without a brain, even if its heart is still going.

The head. I'd make her a robot body.

Both will start to decompose soon, and are required by law to have a burial or cremation, which is costly. I'll also probably be under criminal investigation, and I'll have a hard time explaining where the body parts came from.
If forced, I'd pick the head. It's smaller and easier to dispose of.
I'd marry both chica bow
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Zeus posted...
Granted, how is the body going to be able to see or hear without a head?

I imagine it like Thing from Addams Family, we don't know how but they do.
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Mead posted...
I'd marry both chica bow

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Yellow posted...
The body itself is literally dead without a brain, even if its heart is still going.

The head. I'd make her a robot body.



Well, the head is dead for all kinds of reasons without a body as well. Can't really have one without the other.
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DocDelicious posted...
Bodyless head.
Conversation, blowjobs, and I can stuff her in a drawer if she annoys me.

I'm ashamed to say that conversation didn't cross my mind.

Kind of ashamed.

A little.
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