Sassy, savvy, self-confident, sexually assertive fat girls ("bitches") really hit all the right buttons for me,
hard
. I love all that squeezable softness, all that flesh.
Most of the fat girls I've known (in the Biblical sense) turned out to be fun, sweet, bubbly, tender and passionate: a pleasure to be with, as well as a joy to be in bed with. I've encountered few of the loud, obnoxious types often complained of by loud, obnoxious schoolkids on GameFAQs. Sure, there've been a few who were the human equivalent of nails screeching down a blackboard, but to be honest I've met disproportionately greater numbers of skinny girls whose arrogance got on my nerves worse than sarin.
Slaughterhouse 5
Cattle 0