Habe you ever dined amd dashed?

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thecolorgreen
10/21/2017
10:04 PM
#1
Aka ate at a restaurant and left without paying?







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Plz comment if voted other
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TheWorstPoster
10/21/2017
10:11 PM
#2
I am not a thief
Rasmoh
10/21/2017
10:13 PM
#3
Accidentally, once, didn't even realize it until the next day, at which point I was 300 miles away.
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knightoffire55
10/21/2017
10:14 PM
#4
ive dumped a few tinder skanks at restaurants if that counts
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green dragon
10/21/2017
10:14 PM
#5
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Habe
TheCyborgNinja
10/21/2017
11:28 PM
#6
I simply could not do it. I may be evil, but damn it, I'm lawful evil... :P
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TIE543
10/21/2017
11:34 PM
#7
Nah, Im not a piece of garbage.
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wwinterj25
10/21/2017
11:38 PM
#8
Nope. The places I've eaten at require you to pay first before you eat.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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Smarkil
10/21/2017
11:52 PM
#9
wwinterj25 posted...
Nope. The places I've eaten at require you to pay first before you eat.


wat

have you never been to a restaurant?
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DocDelicious
10/22/2017
12:01 AM
#10
Hell no, that's shitty.

I did leave a bar once without closing my tab but I went back the next day, kept drinking, then eventually settled.
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Sarcasthma
10/22/2017
12:04 AM
#11
TheWorstPoster posted...
I am not a thief

What about your using taxpayer money to buy video games?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
darkknight109
10/22/2017
12:13 AM
#12
No, because I'm not a piece of shit.
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wwinterj25
10/22/2017
12:23 AM
#14
Smarkil posted...
wat

have you never been to a restaurant?


I've been to restaurants yes.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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usui88
10/22/2017
12:28 AM
#15
Was out with someone who said it was their treat, I went to pee, came back out and saw him waving to me at the door and told me after we left that he skipped out on the bill

He left cash for a really good tip though along with an apology note on the receipt
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Greenfox111
10/22/2017
12:32 AM
#16
usui88 posted...
an apology note on the receipt

oh well that makes it ok then
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Smiffwilm
10/22/2017
12:41 AM
#17
Is there any chance your real name is Michael Kelso, TC?
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MICHALECOLE
10/22/2017
12:42 AM
#18
usui88 posted...
Was out with someone who said it was their treat, I went to pee, came back out and saw him waving to me at the door and told me after we left that he skipped out on the bill

He left cash for a really good tip though along with an apology note on the receipt

Lmao the server definitely had to pay the rest and was not allowed to keep that tip
sveksii
10/22/2017
12:44 AM
#19
TheWorstPoster posted...
I am not a thief
Translation: I'm going to answer indirectly so I don't have to admit my answer is yes.
SusanGreenEyes
10/22/2017
12:57 AM
#20
wwinterj25 posted...
Smarkil posted...
wat

have you never been to a restaurant?


I've been to restaurants yes.

Didn't you get a bill after eating?
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wwinterj25
10/22/2017
01:31 AM
#21
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Didn't you get a bill after eating?


Nope. As already said I order said food, pay for it then get said food. Don't really see a point in paying for it after anyway.
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Alexandra_Trent
10/22/2017
02:04 AM
#22
No. Though the mischievous side of me when I was young found the idea appealing, I was never able to go through with it; it made me very guilty. So no.
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SunWuKung420
10/22/2017
02:10 AM
#23
No but I've been drunk enough to go back the next day to make sure I had paid my tab. I had paid it and this only happened once at one local haunt.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
10/22/2017
03:10 AM
#24
No except this one time I ordered a pizza and they didn't charge me when I ordered it, or when I picked it up.

I went inside a local pizza place and made a order. They didn't ask for any money so I just assumed they'll charge me when I get it. 15 minutes later they place my pizza on the front counter call me over and they walk away. So I stood there for a couple seconds then just took the pizza and walked out.
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KJ StErOiDs
10/22/2017
09:33 AM
#25
Yes, but I credit it to their mess-up. A couple years back I received the wrong dish at a dine-in restaurant and was billed for the dish I was supposed to get. Later that night I looked up the prices and found that this wrong dish was about $5 more than what I'd ordered.

SunWuKung420 posted...
No but I've been drunk enough to go back the next day to make sure I had paid my tab. I had paid it and this only happened once at one local haunt.

I'm pretty sure you'd said "Never" in a semi-recent "Have you ever been drunk before?" topics, lol.
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Sarcasthma
10/22/2017
09:37 AM
#26
KJ StErOiDs posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
No but I've been drunk enough to go back the next day to make sure I had paid my tab. I had paid it and this only happened once at one local haunt.

I'm pretty sure you'd said "Never" in a semi-recent "Have you ever been drunk before?" topics, lol.

What? Sunny talks about beer all the time.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
darkknight109
10/22/2017
09:38 AM
#27
KJ StErOiDs posted...
Yes, but I credit it to their mess-up. A couple years back I received the wrong dish at a dine-in restaurant and was billed for the dish I was supposed to get. Later that night I looked up the prices and found that this wrong dish was about $5 more than what I'd ordered.

That's not really a dine-and-dash, though. And most places, if they screw up your order, will either partially or fully comp your meal. If they accidentally give you a more expensive item, almost none of them will actually charge you the higher price for it (because that's a really good way to get customers extremely upset at you).
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UT1999
10/22/2017
09:45 AM
#28
y
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Superlinkbro
10/22/2017
09:50 AM
#29
I voted no but it kinda happened once.

I was at a Dunkin Donuts and they only charged me for a drink. When I got home and looked at the receipt I could see only the coffee I got but not the sandwich.

Didn't bother to go back since it was there mistake and they got my order wrong so many times I didn't care.
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JosefuJustice11
10/22/2017
09:52 AM
#30
Truthfully I've done it once but I never got caught. I was real slick about it and made sure not to step foot in there again for several months.
I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from...hmp. Before I knew it, the dream was all over.
KJ StErOiDs
10/22/2017
09:58 AM
#31
Sarcasthma posted...
What? Sunny talks about beer all the time.

Right? It being so surprising is probably why it stuck.

darkknight109 posted...
That's not really a dine-and-dash, though. And most places, if they screw up your order, will either partially or fully comp your meal. If they accidentally give you a more expensive item, almost none of them will actually charge you the higher price for it (because that's a really good way to get customers extremely upset at you).

I agree, I was mainly saying this is the closest I'd come to such an occurrence.
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SunWuKung420
10/22/2017
09:58 AM
#32
KJ StErOiDs posted...
I'm pretty sure you'd said "Never" in a semi-recent "Have you ever been drunk before?" topics, lol.


Yea, you are totally mistaken there buddy.
I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help.
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