>Aver: Await your humiliation like a manAs a wise philosopher once said, who give a shit. You'd sooner stare God in the face, fully hanging.
The footsteps grow louder. They finally stop with a big thump next to you.
Looking to the side, you see...a dead soldier. You then feel a tap on your shoulder, followed by a forceful shove out of the cells.
"FFFFFFUCK, EASY ON THE SCHLONG, DAMN," you say, writhing in pain on the ground.
"Oh, don't be such a baby, sir," says another familiar voice.
You look up and see none other than Amber, trying to shove the dead soldier through the bars. "Shit. Amber? You here to kill me?"
She turns to you and extends her hand. "No way! We're staging a mutiny, sir. After the actual boss returned, we all realized how much better you are! C'mon, let's get out of here."
You grab on and get up, dusting yourself off. "Alright, I could roll with that. And you don't have to call me sir, y'know. I was never your actual boss."
"Well, you're way better than--okay it's really hard to talk to you like this." She rips off the pants from the soldier and hands it to you. "Please put these on before I die of embarassment here."
[ Khakis equipped. ]
"Alright, so, how are we getting outta here? Are you gonna use your portal thing?"
She grabs you by the hand and leads you out the prison room. "I'm hesitant to use it right now. The magic's too strong that they'll detect us immediately. And I'd prefer that we just leave quietly--"
Something crashes out from the wall behind you guys, bellowing a cloud of debris and smoke. As it clears, you hear the honking horn of a Ferarri sitting right through the bars, as well as the muffled sound of Freebird blaring through the speakers. "Get the FUCK FUCK in, sir! You too, Amber!" says the high-pitched cheep of Finch.
You and Amber look at each other, and you shrug and hop in shotgun. Amber enters in the back with a sigh.
The car roars with the intensity of a jet engine, then blasts forward up the stairs, using it as a ramp to ascend up multiple floors.
All this as you struggle to put on your seatbelt. "Uh, Ms. Finch, are you licensed to drive at all?"
"Absolutely NOT NOT, sir!" she says and laughs maniacally as she crashes through more walls and soldiers.
With shaky precision, you finally buckle up, then remember something important. "Wait, Ms. Finch! We have to go grab Casey!"
"Casey?" *crash* "Is that someone I should know know?"
"It's that other intern you were with, right sir?" says Amber tiredly. "Since we're well beyond escaping 'quietly...'"
A portal opens up in the seat next to her, plopping Casey down upon it. She blinks with confusion. "What...just happened? Aver? Can someone please tell me what is going on? Half the workers here just started rioting!"
"That right right! And you're now part of it too!" Finch exclaims as she crashes through yet another wall, this time leading you into the throne room.
There, the Minotaur sits in surprise. "Yo, wtf is the meaning of this?!"
"I quit quit, sir!!!" yells Finch as she floors the car at top speed right towards him.
He stops the car with nothing but his bare hands. "LOL, alright, sure. You're all fired." He then rips off the roof of the car and stands on the hood, snarling with smoke out of his nostrils. "And for your severance package, I'll allow you all your own last words."
Finch flies up to his face and pecks him. "You can sever my ASS in HELL HELL, sir--"
He flicks her away. "Alright, and the rest of you guys?"
What do you any of you do/say?
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