green butter posted...

the key with meeting girls like this is to say whatever comes to mind without any thinking or filter, like just saying whatever stupid shit you can think of as long as it is tangentially related to something that she is saying

you think im joking but girls like this will often take this as a sign of someone being alpha and assertive and all that bullshit, when in reality you're acting like a complete spaz

Kid, shut the fuck up. You know nothing about women.