My friend Rusty Shackleford told me it was a collaborative inner sanctum plot between Hoover and an alien clone of Dwight Eisenhower in an attempt to keep the Ruskies at ease on Smirnoff while the Cubans kept secretly importing cigars wrapped in banana peels.

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BREAKING: President John F. Kennedy allegedly shot during Dallas motorcade

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