IAmNowGone posted...DirtyRoller posted...
For $2mil you bet my sweet virgin ass I would do it.
My preference would obviously be to give, but I'd have to hoard nut for like a month so I'd finish as quick as possible. I might also need viagra.
If I had to receive I'd need some time to prepare as well, if American History X has taught me anything it's that unprepared butt sex can lead to serious injury. I'd have to loosen ol faithful up over the span of several weeks, and I'd like to have it waxed, for that kinda money I'd at least want the gentleman to have a smooth ride.
Either way, lots of lube and alcohol will also be required.
Lmao great
There was a time in my life where I'd be all like "no way man, I aint no gay!" but I am 100% certain I could not look at a stack of cash like that and say no.
Now that I think about it I have one more condition: I would need to receive the $2mil with all taxes paid.
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GT: DirtyRoller