Last Post: 4:43:32pm, 07/22/2017
Dealt with something like that at work today.
Didn't see the turd but it must have been impressive as whoever it was apparently had to use half a mega roll of quilted northern to wipe the mess off their butt, which stopped the toilet up and caused it to overflow when they flushed.
Of course they didn't let anyone know.
Spent a good 40 minutes unclogging the toilet and bleaching the floor.