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"plum," said the tough beetle quietly.
The tone of voice disconcerted plum. "...Y-yes, beetle?"
"I'm not gonna make it. I wasn't-AUGH! I wasn't tough...enough. I'm sorry."
"No! You'll be fine! You're too tough to die-oh apparently not."
The beetle's structure completely fell apart, with the molten metal landing on the ground in a puddle.
plum looked at the remains of his friend, his weapon. Even Minio shed a tear...or at least Comm thought it was a tear. Actually it was excess alcohol leaking out of her. She snickered at Comm's jealousy. "God dammit..."
"Now!" said Charles. "That beetle was...tough. Tougher than I thought."
"That's kind of his job," said plum thickly, as if holding back tears.
"True, I guess."
plum looked at the pool of molten metal. It was shimmering, vibrating. Plum had an idea what was happening and, with one last ray of hope appearing in his mind, said "HEY! CAELUS! I know a place where you can get alcohol!"
"Ooh! Hold on a second, Charles. Where?"
"Just over there!" said plum, pointing in a random direction.
"Oh really? Charles, scan it!" Charles scanned in the direction plum was pointing for alcohol. Nothing, except for residual traces left behind by Caelus being in the approximate vicinity.
"Nothing."
"YOU LIED! CHARLES, KILL HIM!"
"Time to finish this!" Charles, still airborne, aimed his leg (which was made of PISTOLS) at plum and fired.
plum had stalled just long enough.
The bullet, rather than penetrating (lol) plum's skull, bounced away harmlessly. It had hit...something.
And that something...was the tough beetle.
"Hah! You think a little heat will stop me? I'm tougher than the terminator, ballsier than Rocky, and...A BEETLE THAT IS TOUGH!"
The beetle roared unintelligably and for the first time Caelus was lost for words, as was Charles. The beetled soared towards Caelus, and Caelus' cigar fell from his mouth. This caused Caelus to find his voice. "DAMMIT! YOU SON OF A B****! THAT WAS CUBAN! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO-" Caelus' tirade was temporarily cut off as the beetle castrated him - "KILL YOU!"
The final two words were said in a much higher inflection, almost a comical falsetto. Caelus wondered what had happened, then the pain set in.
He roared (in a high-pitched manner) painfully, but he had the presence of mind to do one thing. His mind foggy, he issued a command to Charles. "Attack plum! Then the beetle will die!"
"What?"
Charles had been programmed to respond only to a specific vocal inflection. It was a sad thing, but necessary to prevent another competitor taking him over. Minio wondered if this was fair...then shrugged and went back to some JRPG. I don't know. Seikon Denzetsi...6? Is that a game?
But yeah since Charles didn't know what Caelus was saying, he was unable to respond to Caelus' commands. So he was powerless to prevent the tough beetle ripping Caelus' head off. "YEAAHH! I'M THE TOUGHEST BEETLE! YEAAHH!"
"You really are the toughest beetle!" said plum, hugging it, as they ran off quickly from a devastated but now completely impotent (lol) Charles.
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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC