Last Post: 12:55:00pm, 06/22/2012
Bartz, stood over the mangled corpse of his fallen foe, had reckoned without JeffreyRaze. He was too busy focusing on saveus_maria, his next victim. Raze was still being pursued by the vicious BBallman7, and rounded the corner onto the Mechanic's street. "I'M GOING TO F***ING KILL YOU!" screamed BBallman again, and Raze just kept running in pure fear. His mind was still very much aware of his surroundings, though.
He saw bartz.
He saw the bomb.
He SHOT THE BOMB WHILE RUNNING.
He missed.
But the shot deflected off the wall and hit it anyway.
BOOOOOOM. Bartz was killed, his every cell eviscerated and ripped apart by the bomb's explosion.
ExThaNemesis was hiding away in the mechanic's itself, and had watched the fight with interest that equated to bile fascination. Due to his apparent lack of a weapon he was scared to get involved. He was also blown away by the bomb. Fortunately he only got a little bit of the blast, since most of it went over his head - but he was still burned badly by it.
Maria was fortunately immune to the effects of the explosion because of Occam's Razor.
"That's so dumb," said the nearby saveus_maria. "That type of bullet should not have caused that explosion. The bomb was encased, too, to prevent such accidents from happening. Besides which there is no reason the bullet should have deflected off the building like that - it is made of brick. The bullet should have penetrated (lol) it, not bounced off it. Occam's Razor says that makes no sense. Also," she added, now turning to the still-sprinting JeffRaze - "you being chased by a basketball is totally nonsensical. I don't get why you-" JEFFREYRAZE SHOT MARIA IN THE F***ING FACE, DESTROYING THE BRAIN.
"Yes!" shouted XIII. "I can bring crazy back!"
"oh god," said Ayv as he tried desperately to escape the lawgiver that pursued him, which now fired bullets of pure illogic in celebration of user saveus_maria's death. Maniac's latest firetruck drove past at top speed, narrowly missing Ayvuir.
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