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Lukey_Bug
08/31/23 7:23:34 PM
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Or "dehydrated" during recent incident according to capitol doctor .

Fucking bullshit lmao.

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wanderingshade
08/31/23 7:25:13 PM
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"Oops, forgot how to talk because I didn't take a sippy of water. Someone walk me out of this press conference because my head is tired "

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CoyoteTheGreat
08/31/23 7:27:19 PM
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Its hilarious that they have to tell lies that literally no one would believe. Like, forgetting how to talk is not a thing that happens when you are a lightheaded. They aren't saving face here, they are just telling a bold lie and hoping right wingers will go along with it because that's often what they do, except, even they don't particularly like McConnell.

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Jiek_Fafn
08/31/23 7:28:58 PM
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Story tracks.
He's an aquatic reptile. He needs to keep moist.

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hexa
08/31/23 7:34:04 PM
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he fell down on the ground last week, and he got a minor concussion from it. He is still recovering from that concussion. That is why he still feels lightheaded sometimes
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DrizztLink
08/31/23 7:35:15 PM
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hexa posted...
he fell down on the ground last week, and he got a minor concussion from it
That's not an explanation, that's a fucking commercial for Life Alert.

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Lukey_Bug
08/31/23 7:35:15 PM
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hexa posted...
he fell down on the ground last week, and he got a minor concussion from it. He is still recovering from that concussion. That is why he still feels lightheaded sometimes

That happened months ago?

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rideshort
08/31/23 7:36:44 PM
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He had another fall.

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Lukey_Bug
08/31/23 7:39:22 PM
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rideshort posted...
He had another fall.

If he's falling down constantly and getting concussions than he needs to retire or go to a home where people can keep an eye on him. That kind of person shouldn't be making policy decisions.

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SpawnShadow
08/31/23 7:46:50 PM
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The necromancer puppeteering Mitch's corpse had a bit of magic buffering to deal with. Everything's fine now.
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StealThisSheen
08/31/23 7:48:51 PM
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hexa posted...
he fell down on the ground last week, and he got a minor concussion from it. He is still recovering from that concussion. That is why he still feels lightheaded sometimes

Imagine simping for Republicans so hard that you have to try and use things like this as an excuse.

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