Current Events > Is my childhood friend trying to make a move on me?

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We have been best friends for around 15 years, both in our late twenties. We had dated a bit in high school. She is married with kids now.

She invited me to a Halloween party she is throwing next month. I historically never go to any of her parties even though she always invites me, as I am just not a party sort of dude, big groups in general make me want to jump out a window and wake up in hell since waking up in a hospital means another goddamn group of people. So after I said no again this time, she starts talking into about how the kids will be gone that weekend so she is letting a few people stay the night, and she really wants me to come to the party and stay the night. She obviously knows about my introverted nature, so she then starts going into "And don't worry I will not leave your side for even a second. We can party for a bit and then just go back to T's room (her step-son, the room I would be staying in) and just chill together alone." She I say something alone the lines of like "Alright dude you talked me into it, having my own room to escape to is about the only way I could tolerate a party", and she kinda interrupted the end of me saying that sentence by saying "...and me joining you". Throughout the rest of our conversation she brought up her chilling together alone in her step-son's room like 3 more times. She added that fact that I better not be a bitch and not drink anything, that I haven't seen the "party side of her" yet, and that she "would tuck me in"

Now she was KINDA drunk during this, she wasn't slurring or anything but she was def a few glasses of wine in. She also kept making weird hand gestures whenever she talked about the room. She made the sideways peace sign with her tongue going through it the most. Like, is that not the "I eat pussy" sign? This confused the shit out of me. She stuck her tongue out a lot in general when doing any sort of hand motions. I am just going to chalk that one up to her bein a lil drunk I guess unless that sign means something I don't know. Or maybe she was just telling me she does in fact eat pussy idk.

If this were ANY other girl in the world i would just say "yeah I think she is trying to fuck me", but a married childhood friend? I dunno man. She in general is very motherly towards me, so I mean there is a reality out there where she really doesn't want to leave my side at all because she feels like I will get lonely or stressed or something, even though I told her just havin a room is fine.

The ONLY thing that has changed between us recently is I shaved my head for the first time recently after having long hair all my life, and she has been talking to me A LOT more since then. Like we NEVER facetimed before but now she is trying to facetime me every night to just talk about stuff. She has mentioned my shaved head many times, has called me handsome multiple times, and even said "I really just can't believe it, honestly you are like 1000x more handsome". But again that is also just like a mom line, so I just don't know. I also don't live in fucking Hey Arnold land where shaving your head all of a sudden makes you irresistible to women.

So what do you guys think is she trying to mom me or fuck me?

tldr; fuck u

Is her husband going to be there?

Allanon23 posted...

Is her husband going to be there?

Yes. All she said regarding this was "He goes off and does his own thing with his friends at parties."

Dingydang166 posted...

Yes. All she said regarding this was "He goes off and does his own thing with his friends at parties."

That's code for swinging, I believe.

Yeah where tf her husband at

Let me guess - married about six or seven years?

I'm getting the same vibe as you then. The recent uptick in facetiming and the compliments and then the drunk shit.

Tbh if she's your best friend it's probably not smart to fuck with her marriage lol

coolguyjimmy posted...

That's code for swinging, I believe.

IT MAKES SENSE but he really doesn't seem like that type of dude. He has a big group of guy friends he doesn't get to see that often due to work so I assumed she just meant he was crackin a cold one with the boys. But hell maybe I just don't know the party version of him either.

divot1338 posted...

Let me guess - married about six or seven years?

Yeah you nailed it, 6 years.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Tbh if she's your best friend it's probably not smart to fuck with her marriage lol

This lol.

Dingydang166 posted...

I also don't live in fucking Hey Arnold land where shaving your head all of a sudden makes you irresistible to women.

Idk man, this is exactly what happened to me.

Come on guys. Missing the most important question here.

Is she hot?

Dingydang166 posted...

IT MAKES SENSE but he really doesn't seem like that type of dude. He has a big group of guy friends he doesn't get to see that often due to work so I assumed she just meant he was crackin a cold one with the boys. But hell maybe I just don't know the party version of him either.

Yeah you nailed it, 6 years.

Shes reached the point where her body doesnt feel the same emotional response to her husband. Seven year itch.

If you even try to fuck her she will be upset at you and her when she comes to her senses.

On the other hand if you shut that shit down without saying a word she will sing your praises to every woman she can find.