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WilliamPorygon
08/08/20 10:37:23 PM
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Most annoying thing ever

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HylianFox
08/08/20 10:38:22 PM
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*takes a bite*

*is still cold*

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Rikiaz
08/08/20 10:39:28 PM
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HylianFox posted...
*takes a bite*

*is still cold*
*complains about instructions being wrong when didn't follow them properly*

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MabusIncarnate
08/08/20 10:39:49 PM
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Stove top works too

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HylianFox
08/08/20 10:40:25 PM
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Rikiaz posted...
*complains about instructions being wrong when didn't follow them properly*

I'm talking about reheating food, but whatever

The container always gets red hot while the food itself is like ice
Always

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LightHawKnight
08/08/20 10:41:04 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I'm talking about reheating food, but whatever

The container always gets red hot while the food itself is like ice
Always

Learn to use a microwave better?

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Deku_Link
08/08/20 10:43:05 PM
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Why is it still not a standard for all microwaves to include a mute button in 2020?

*presses numbers* *beeps*

*presses start* *beeps*

*microwave stops* *beeps three more times*

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p-m
08/08/20 10:44:23 PM
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Deku_Link posted...
Why is it still not a standard for all microwaves to include a mute mutton in 2020?
I don't really eat sheep but I doubt it's noisier in the microwave than any other meat

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clyde_frog
08/08/20 10:45:12 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Nah just throw it in there for about 5 minutes and hope for the best

Are you trying to nuke your food??

Do 2 minutes max and set the power to 7. Works like a charm. Unless youre heating up french fries, which you should always reheat in the oven if possible.

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Lordgold666
08/08/20 10:48:56 PM
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Step 1: Open box.

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Deku_Link
08/08/20 10:51:25 PM
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p-m posted...
I don't really eat sheep but I doubt it's noisier in the microwave than any other meat
I just now noticed the typo. >_>

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Pogo_Marimo
08/08/20 10:51:53 PM
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Literally the easiest form of cooking and it's still too much trouble for TC. What an absolute millenial.

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ShotgunSilencer
08/08/20 10:57:19 PM
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My kids always ask me.. "how long do I microwave this for?"

"shit, I dunno. Til it's hot"
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/08/20 11:01:28 PM
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HylianFox posted...
*takes a bite*

*is still cold*

up your watts bruh

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Questionmarktarius
08/08/20 11:04:01 PM
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"Let stand two minutes" is there for a reason, dammit.
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Purple_Cheetah
08/08/20 11:04:09 PM
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I love it when it's very clear, then vague.

Microwave on high for 4 minutes
Stir
Microwave on high for 2-5 minutes
Let sit for 5 minutes to finish cooking

I just go right down the middle.
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markconigliaro
08/08/20 11:11:02 PM
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Microwave tip, avoid the center. The edges of the rotating plate is where things will warm up the fastest. So either put your food on the edge or put the plate in the center but spread the food out to the edges of the plate.

All microwaves are different and have their own hot/cold spots, but all the ones I've used heat slowly in the center. You can test it yourself by taking a big plate of cheese, remove the rotating plate, and see where it's melted, and usually the center will still be cold while the rest is melted.

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BudDupree48
08/08/20 11:18:54 PM
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If you put a fork in there it'll speed up

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The Popo
08/08/20 11:19:13 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Step 1: Open box.

https://gfycat.com/weakdigitalarawana

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Alucard188
08/08/20 11:20:23 PM
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Imagine being a pleb that still uses microwaves like it's the 1950s.

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Questionmarktarius
08/08/20 11:24:33 PM
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Get a goddamn air fryer already.
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The-Apostle
08/08/20 11:27:27 PM
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Eh, I just do math in my heat and set the microwave for that. Example:

Microwave for 4 minutes
Stir
Microwave for 2-3 minutes

I set it for 7 minutes, then take it out and stir when it's done. It's really not that hard.

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