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alimajor 12/28/19 7:47:25 PM #1:	Money? Yes No Money? - Results (17 votes) Yes 82.35% (14 votes) 14 No 17.65% (3 votes) 3 In an effort to control population growth, the government is offering to pay males $200k tax free to get a permanent vasectomy. You can adopt children but you cant have your own biological children. What do you do???? <cite>alimajor posted [p:932172711] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote> Money? Yes No Vote View Results Money? - Results (17 votes) Yes 82.35% (14 votes) 14 No 17.65% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form In an effort to control population growth, the government is offering to pay males $200k tax free to get a permanent vasectomy. You can adopt children but you cant have your own biological children. What do you do???? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squee 12/28/19 7:48:31 PM #2:	With the amount of males that would willingly that choice and could easily accept before freezing sperm and/or impregnating a female then agreeing to it, it would just create a massive influx of money into the economy that would make it almost worthless after a while <cite>squee posted [p:932172763] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>With the amount of males that would willingly that choice and could easily accept before freezing sperm and/or impregnating a female then agreeing to it, it would just create a massive influx of money into the economy that would make it almost worthless after a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 7:50:41 PM #3:	squee posted... With the amount of males that would willingly that choice and could easily accept before freezing sperm and/or impregnating a female then agreeing to it, it would just create a massive influx of money into the economy that would make it almost worthless after a while No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. <cite>alimajor posted [p:932172843] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>squee posted... </cite> <quote>With the amount of males that would willingly that choice and could easily accept before freezing sperm and/or impregnating a female then agreeing to it, it would just create a massive influx of money into the economy that would make it almost worthless after a while</quote> No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 12/28/19 7:50:41 PM #4:	Whats the downside <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:932172844] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Whats the downside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/28/19 7:51:34 PM #5:	In a heartbeat. I loathe children. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932172888] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>In a heartbeat. I loathe children. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 12/28/19 7:52:19 PM #6:	No, I want a child one day. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:932172919] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>No, I want a child one day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 7:52:23 PM #7:	SauI_Goodman posted... Whats the downside Some people live to spread their genetic seed for some asinine reason <cite>alimajor posted [p:932172920] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>Whats the downside</quote> Some people live to spread their genetic seed for some asinine reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squee 12/28/19 7:52:32 PM #8:	alimajor posted... No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. Let us assume for the sake of closing all loopholes the surgery won't work if you have any biological children in existence or growing in a female. That still is not counting for the fact that it would greatly upset the balance in the economy. Something like 10k or 20k would be more reasonable. <cite>squee posted [p:932172927] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote> No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. </quote> Let us assume for the sake of closing all loopholes the surgery won't work if you have any biological children in existence or growing in a female. That still is not counting for the fact that it would greatly upset the balance in the economy. Something like 10k or 20k would be more reasonable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/28/19 7:53:04 PM #9:	I want the option of having kids, so no --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:932172943] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>I want the option of having kids, so no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/28/19 7:56:55 PM #10:	I do it free if the vasectomy was paid for by someone else --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:932173080] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>I do it free if the vasectomy was paid for by someone else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 7:57:21 PM #11:	squee posted... Let us assume for the sake of closing all loopholes the surgery won't work if you have any biological children in existence or growing in a female. That still is not counting for the fact that it would greatly upset the balance in the economy. Something like 10k or 20k would be more reasonable. Hmmmm, I think Im gonna stand with my deal. I think some people might reject the deal because of their spouses wanting to have biological children. <cite>alimajor posted [p:932173094] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>squee posted... </cite> <quote>Let us assume for the sake of closing all loopholes the surgery won't work if you have any biological children in existence or growing in a female. That still is not counting for the fact that it would greatly upset the balance in the economy. Something like 10k or 20k would be more reasonable.</quote> Hmmmm, I think Im gonna stand with my deal. I think some people might reject the deal because of their spouses wanting to have biological children. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 12/28/19 7:57:52 PM #12:	money and no downside, what's there not to love <cite>Reis posted [p:932173115] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>money and no downside, what's there not to love </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/28/19 7:58:26 PM #13:	Reis posted... money and no downside, what's there not to love Children --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:932173140] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>money and no downside, what's there not to love</quote>Children </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 12/28/19 7:58:45 PM #14:	I have nephews I love, all the kids I need in my life tbqh. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:932173152] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>I have nephews I love, all the kids I need in my life tbqh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squee 12/28/19 8:02:44 PM #15:	alimajor posted... Hmmmm, I think Im gonna stand with my deal. I think some people might reject the deal because of their spouses wanting to have biological children. I think the deal is more enticing with your offer but you have to understand that it would still greatly damage the economy. In 2010 there were 151.8 million men in the country. So assuming only 40% of them want to take the deal that is 60,720,000. We'll round it down to 60 million that's still 60 million times 200,000 Do you understand that's literally more than the federal budget the entire country has? <cite>squee posted [p:932173300] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote> Hmmmm, I think Im gonna stand with my deal. I think some people might reject the deal because of their spouses wanting to have biological children. </quote> I think the deal is more enticing with your offer but you have to understand that it would still greatly damage the economy. In 2010 there were 151.8 million men in the country. So assuming only 40% of them want to take the deal that is 60,720,000. We'll round it down to 60 million that's still 60 million times 200,000 Do you understand that's literally more than the federal budget the entire country has?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 8:08:36 PM #16:	squee posted... I think the deal is more enticing with your offer but you have to understand that it would still greatly damage the economy. In 2010 there were 151.8 million men in the country. So assuming only 40% of them want to take the deal that is 60,720,000. We'll round it down to 60 million that's still 60 million times 200,000 Do you understand that's literally more than the federal budget the entire country has? Hmm I see your point, alright Ill make a concession. This deal is only available to straight men under the age of 42 <cite>alimajor posted [p:932173529] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>squee posted... </cite> <quote>I think the deal is more enticing with your offer but you have to understand that it would still greatly damage the economy. In 2010 there were 151.8 million men in the country. So assuming only 40% of them want to take the deal that is 60,720,000. We'll round it down to 60 million that's still 60 million times 200,000 Do you understand that's literally more than the federal budget the entire country has?</quote> Hmm I see your point, alright Ill make a concession. This deal is only available to straight men under the age of 42 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 8:18:04 PM #17:	Bump! <cite>alimajor posted [p:932173905] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Bump! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sabram 12/28/19 8:25:43 PM #18:	I'll take that deal. My wife can't have any more kids anyway --- Check out my YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/user/SaintSabram Switch Friend Code: SW-1661-1393-5330 PSN: Sabram <cite>Sabram posted [p:932174197] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>I'll take that deal. My wife can't have any more kids anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iron-Tarkus 12/28/19 8:26:47 PM #19:	Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy? --- So I stabbed him and took his humanity https://imgur.com/46SfWQ5 <cite>Iron-Tarkus posted [p:932174240] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 12/28/19 8:28:21 PM #20:	Iron-Tarkus posted... Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy? Antonio Cromartie, an NFL player, fathered (more) children after getting a vasectomy. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:932174290] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Iron-Tarkus posted... </cite> <quote>Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy?</quote>Antonio Cromartie, an NFL player, fathered (more) children after getting a vasectomy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 8:32:23 PM #21:	Iron-Tarkus posted... Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy? You can have it reversed <cite>alimajor posted [p:932174446] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Iron-Tarkus posted... </cite> <quote>Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy?</quote> You can have it reversed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 12/28/19 8:33:48 PM #22:	Am I disqualified if I already have children? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:932174496] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Am I disqualified if I already have children? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/28/19 8:34:14 PM #23:	alimajor posted... No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. Screw your rules, I ~~now~~ have money. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:932174513] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote> No freezing sperm, under no circumstance can you have your own biological children. </quote> Screw your rules, I now have money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 12/28/19 8:34:26 PM #24:	Ive already had a vasectomy sooooo gimme that $200k. --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:932174519] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Ive already had a vasectomy sooooo gimme that $200k. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 8:35:26 PM #25:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Am I disqualified if I already have children? Nope, but care for them wisely. <cite>alimajor posted [p:932174548] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>Am I disqualified if I already have children?</quote> Nope, but care for them wisely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 12/28/19 8:36:27 PM #26:	200k but you can't have kids ... downside not detected --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:932174592] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>200k but you can't have kids ... downside not detected </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 8:36:45 PM #27:	sylverlolol posted... Ive already had a vasectomy sooooo gimme that $200k. Ahhh but it wasnt part of the government program. NO MONEY. <cite>alimajor posted [p:932174604] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>sylverlolol posted... </cite> <quote>Ive already had a vasectomy sooooo gimme that $200k.</quote> Ahhh but it wasnt part of the government program. NO MONEY. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 12/28/19 8:36:47 PM #28:	Easy money, deal. --- N/A <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:932174607] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Easy money, deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 12/28/19 8:55:04 PM #29:	Prolly getting one soon anyway so sweet deal. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:932175303] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Prolly getting one soon anyway so sweet deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iron-Tarkus 12/28/19 8:56:01 PM #30:	alimajor posted... You can have it reversed Today I learned --- So I stabbed him and took his humanity https://imgur.com/46SfWQ5 <cite>Iron-Tarkus posted [p:932175344] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted... </cite> <quote>You can have it reversed</quote>Today I learned </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 12/28/19 9:04:23 PM #31:	what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:932175642] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 12/28/19 9:04:56 PM #32:	Dont think were having anymore so sure sign me up. --- https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:932175658] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Dont think were having anymore so sure sign me up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/28/19 9:05:33 PM #33:	TheMikh posted... what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family Buying cool shit like a bouncy castle --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:932175684] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family</quote>Buying cool shit like a bouncy castle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 12/28/19 9:05:53 PM #34:	TheMikh posted... what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family Drugs Sports cars Vacations More drugs. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:932175701] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family</quote>Drugs Sports cars Vacations More drugs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 12/28/19 9:06:02 PM #35:	Easy yes. Im thinking about getting one anyways, dont like condoms. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:932175702] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Easy yes. Im thinking about getting one anyways, dont like condoms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/28/19 9:06:53 PM #36:	Iron-Tarkus posted... Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy? Turns out vasectomies can heal on their own and you can also pay to have it undone. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:932175740] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Iron-Tarkus posted... </cite> <quote>Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy?</quote>Turns out vasectomies can heal on their own and you can also pay to have it undone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 12/28/19 9:07:17 PM #37:	Already done. Where is my money? --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:932175757] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Already done. Where is my money? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/28/19 9:07:36 PM #38:	I paid a lot of money to get one after my second child. Would have been nice to get paid instead. --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 https://youtu.be/GXkszF8Kq0Q <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:932175769] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>I paid a lot of money to get one after my second child. Would have been nice to get paid instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/28/19 9:07:41 PM #39:	Sayoria posted... Already done. Where is my money? Read above --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:932175774] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Sayoria posted... </cite> <quote>Already done. Where is my money?</quote>Read above </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagnusX 12/28/19 9:13:12 PM #40:	SauI_Goodman posted... Whats the downside Heartomaton posted... In a heartbeat. I loathe children. Reis posted... money and no downside, what's there not to love <cite>MagnusX posted [p:932175996] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>Whats the downside</quote> Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>In a heartbeat. I loathe children.</quote> Reis posted... </cite> <quote>money and no downside, what's there not to love</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitalGetPrank 12/28/19 9:57:42 PM #41:	Done. Fuck having kids. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olv1mclUwmg <cite>VitalGetPrank posted [p:932177639] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>Done. Fuck having kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/28/19 10:13:24 PM #42:	TheMikh posted... what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family TBH my nephews fulfill my kid needs. Id just buy those little bastards toys n stuff <cite>alimajor posted [p:932178217] in $200k but ... [t:78289079]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family</quote> TBH my nephews fulfill my kid needs. Id just buy those little bastards toys n stuff </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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